Selasa, 10 Agustus 2010

Why Did THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???


Why Did THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???
it depends on who you ask ....

G.Bush's answer : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Ernest Hamingway's answer : To die. In the rain. Alone

Aristotle's answer: it is the nature of chicken to cross the road

Saddam Husein's answer : This was unprovoked act of rebelion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Al gore's answer : i invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two
different function of goverment in a new, reinvented way dessigned to bring graeter services to the american poeple.

Bill Gate's answer: I have just released chicken 2003,which will not only cross the road but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and internet explorer is an inextricable part of chicken.

Martin Luther King jr's answer : I invention a world where all chickens will be free to cross the roads without their motives called into question.

Grandpa's Answer : In my day,we didn't ask why the chicken cross the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good
enough for us.

Barbara Walter's answer: isn't that interesting ? in a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell,for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experinced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

John Lennon's answer
: Imagine all that chickens crossing the road in peace...

Karl Marx's answer : It was a historical inevitability

Fox Mulder's answer : You saw it cross the road with your own eyes ? how many more chickens have to cross before you believe it ??

Scully's answer : It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chicken.

Bill Clinton's answer : I never cross THAT road with the chicken !! What do you mean by chicken? could you define chicken please ?
The Bible's answer : And God came down the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road". And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Albert Einstein's answer : Did the chicken really cross the road? or the road move beneath the chicken ?

Sigmund Freud's answer : The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.

Jerry Farewell's answer: Because the chicken was gay ! isn't it obvious ? can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? the chicken was
going to 'the other side', that's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. and if you eat the chicken, you will become gay
too. i say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ' the other side'.

L.A.P.D's answer : Give me ten minutes with the chicken and i'll find out


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