tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67788891576407219672024-03-12T18:41:28.600-07:00ALAT BERATMembuka jendela alat berat melalui tulisan ringanabdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.comBlogger133125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-53407009459765683142010-10-01T07:56:00.001-07:002010-10-01T07:56:49.536-07:0010 Ways of Getting Content For Your Site Part 1Content is really important for webmasters. Why? When people surf the web, they are looking for information. They aren't looking for you specifically, unless you're well-known. If they visit your site and don't what they're looking for, they will leave quickly. And they probably won't return to your site. Well, they might stumble back onto your site, but not on purpose.
Quality sites provide quality content. Quality content helps you retain visitors. Visitors may spread the word about your site and thus attract new visitors.
Adding new high quality content to your site regularly is also beneficial. With more content, you will have more pages indexed by the search engines. More pages indexed means you will have more opportunities for people to find you via search engines.
So how exactly do you get content for your site?
1. Your unique knowledge
Everybody knows something others don't. Use your own unique insight and knowledge to provide content. Think of what activities you've participated in the past. Think of what you've learned through past experiences. Any experiences can help, whether at home, school, work, or anywhere else. Of course, providing your own content regularly can be very difficult.
2. Personal stories
Personal stories are the basis of some sites and blogs. Want to connect with your audience and let them know more about you? Use personal stories. However, if you don't want to be too personal, make sure you inject your personality into your writing. Personality differentiates you from the rest and can keep visitors coming back
3. How-to guides
People have problems and like to figure out how to solve them. Had some problem you struggled with for a while? Did you eventually solve it? The way you solved it could be written into a how-to guide. Or write a how-to guide about your expert area. For example, if you're a technical computer whiz, you could write a how-to guide for fixing computers.
4. Do research
Do some research on the web. Use search engines, search directories, and follow links to find relevant sites. Do some research at your local library. Grab some books about your site's topic and start digging through them. Find local experts, teachers, and professors and ask them questions about your site's topic. When you research, note down interesting ideas and you'll undoubtedly learn more. You'll have more unique knowledge that you can turn into content. You might even discover something earth-shattering!
5. Subscribe to newsletters
Good newsletters are a great way to keep informed about a particular topic. They can keep you informed of offers that you may be able to provide on your own site. As well, they can keep you on top of what's happening in your area by providing time-sensitive content.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-12816280063079364032010-10-01T07:55:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:55:31.612-07:00The Fastest NationIt's quite usual for us to get to know that some American athlete wins another world or Olympic title in sprint event. Last time it was news from Helsinki World Championships, where the Americans had clear superiority over others in individual sprint disciplines. They won more titles than all other nations taken together. Of course, that's not every time that it happens, but the advantage of American athletes which is due to their high level is obvious. While athletes from other countries come to sport elite and go away, Americans always stay in. Moreover, it's impossible to imagine the sprint elite without Americans. They dominate short-distance running championships now. They have been dominating for all history of modern athletics since the first Olympic Games in Athens in 1896.
To prove this point of view I'm giving the so-called rating of all nations' Olympic performance athletes of which ever took prices at the modern Olympic Games. A nation gets 3 points for every gold medal, silver is 2 points and bronze is 1 point. For example, at the 2004 Olympics the Americans won all medals in men's 200 meters dash. In women's 200 meters dash a Jamaican won gold, an American got silver and a Bahamian got bronze. Thus Americans get 8 points, Jamaicans - 2 point, Bahamians – 1 point. Summing up points for all years we get following statistics:
100 meters:
USA – 120
Germany – 22
Great Britain – 20
Canada – 14
Australia – 13
Other countries – 69
200 meters:
USA – 117
Germany – 18
Jamaica – 16
Australia – 14
Great Britain – 12
Other countries - 63
400 meters:
USA – 97
Germany – 22
Great Britain 20
Jamaica – 13
Australia – 12
Other countries – 52
In every event Americans are far ahead of others. However, even if we take into consideration such a huge advantage, it might be still wrong to say that other countries' athletes are much worse trained. During the twentieth century there were stars among British, Canadian, Caribbean and other sprinters whose achievements have become part of sports history. Many of them are Olympic and world champions. There also world record holders among them. Now we talk about Asafa Powell, Veronica Campbell and Tonique Williams-Darling. We also remember Linford Christie, Donovan Bailey, Marita Koch and Marie-Jose Perec from the past.
However, the point is that they are the only representatives of their nations. They come into sports, show outstanding performance and go away followed by no compatriots matching their level. But only the USA athletes show high-level performance constantly. It's quite hard to find reasons for it taking into account that the level of training process is also high in many other countries. Actually it is not the training process itself that differs the States from other countries. It is rather sports system organization which selects, raises and motivates athletes.
Prevalent approach to athletics
There are two models of sports system organization in the world.
The first one is the system of state financing developed in most countries. State Sports Department exercises supervision over Sports Federations which provide athletes with good conditions for trainings, medicine care, opportunities for preparations and so on. The State takes care of athletes from the beginning of their career and they feel comfortable in such conditions.
Many of them come into athletics and train like for fun, considering running from this point of view: "I have an opportunity for training. First I will train for fun and will see if I am good in running. If I'm good, I will pay more attention to trainings. If I'm not, I will just enjoy the achieved level. My country will take care of me and will give me an opportunity to afford such "pleasure" trainings." For some of them sprint is a hobby. Some of them achieve good results at the local level performing time of 10.4-10.2 seconds in 100-meters dash, and think that it is good enough. Those who are highly motivated progress further and sometimes take prizes at international level. But most of such sprinters don't even reach a 10-second barrier let alone 9.8-9.7 second time which is necessary for major competitions.
So there are no good selection process and no high competing environment in such a system.
The National Collegiate Athletic Association
One more model is when business interferes with sports and government doesn't take part in the process simply providing the athletes with conditions. Such model is developed in the USA. Besides professional sports, there is a unique system of university sports organization which gives birth to a huge amount of world-famous stars in athletics. The National Collegiate Athletic Association sports are fantastically popular and widely covered on television and in press. Even world-known bookmakers provide lines for bets on NCAA leagues. No country in the world can boast of such situation. College teams receive huge money from their team sponsors and are interested in achieving high results attracting well-trained athletes. It means that skilled athletes receive scholarships which cover expenses on study and living. For many of them such way is the only chance to enter a university. Thus athletes who competed for a university team are highly motivated in achieving good results. They don't just train, they secure stability of their lives. Very often at NCAA championships college athletes achieve higher results than professional athletes of other countries.
There is one more positive aspect of the USA model. Several sport events are extremely popular in the United States. These are football, basketball, baseball, hockey, track and field and some others. Almost all universities have their own teams for participating in these sports. If an athlete at the beginning of his career chooses some event, and some time later it turns out that he is much better in some other event, he can simply change an event within the same university. There are many such examples among Olympic champions at sprint events. Marion Jones who was member of her university basketball team, later became the fastest woman in the world. Famous sprinter Ato Boldon started his career playing soccer. Jim Hines used to be a baseball player in his early years. Eddie Tolan won Michigan state football championships as a high school boy. Much more examples could be mentioned.
Such conditions give an opportunity to find out really talented athletes, and hard competition compels them to develop their skills very fast. Yesterday's NCAA champions become top world athletes today. Now it is John Capel, Shawn Crawford, Justin Gatlin, Jeremy Wariner and Lauryn Williams. In future there will be new stars and the National Collegiate Athletic Association model will never fail.
It's worth mentioning that Caribbean athletes are good too. But note that many of them studied in American universities.
One might ask why American athletes are not so good at long distance running as they are at sprint events. The answer is simple – they like action. It's much more interesting for them to watch a 100-meter race during 10 seconds than wait for the end of a 10-kilometers race for a half of an hour. They are crazy about eye-catching shows. And what could be more eye-catching than short-distance running? It's not just a part of running or athletics, it's another kind of sport, where limits of human body performance come out. That's why they just go and grab world and Olympic titles in sprint and left the rest of events for the others.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-27044875699568196232010-10-01T07:54:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:54:08.074-07:00Can I Be My Own Add Coach?Quite often I am in contact with people who discuss acting as an ADD Coach for their child or spouse. While supporting and helping loved ones with ADD is a great idea, acting as an ADD Coach really isn't a great idea. There is just way too much emotion involved and an ADD Coach needs to be far enough removed from the situation to be an effective ADD Coach.
I have recently seen people talking about being their own ADD Coaches. That is just a really bad idea. As both an ADD Coach and a first born child who has a very hard time asking and accepting help myself, I can see both sides of the coin. It just becomes second nature to want to do things ourselves and not trust in others to be able to help us.
People with ADD are usually their own worst critics. No matter how well adjusted people with ADD are they can never be fair and impartial when it comes to their own thoughts and ideas. They need another person to bounce their ideas off and for that person to be completely non-judgmental when coaching them.
Working with an ADD Coach can be very helpful to people with Attention Deficit Disorder. An ADD Coach can help by adding a different perspective on things. ADD Coaching can help a person with ADD come up with strategies to complete projects and tasks. Some times a very small change in the way a person goes about doing something can make a huge difference.
An ADD Coach can help a person with ADD figure out his or her strengths and talents. Quite often when a person with ADD tries to coach himself or herself he or she just focuses on improving areas of weakness. ADD Coaching can help people with ADD find a balance between the two.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-47509594676159102892010-10-01T07:52:00.001-07:002010-10-01T07:52:54.412-07:00Writing Japanese: What is Kanji, Hiragana and KatakanaThe Japanese language is so fascinating. The tonal qualities of the language is quite unique and the inherent politeness of the Japanese people is translated well into its language which is in turns elegant and stylish and drips with respect.
Japanese writing is also a very elegant script and it has evolved from its original Chinese script beginnings to become something that is intrinsically Japanese. There are actually different types or ways of writing Japanese characters and it has been a source of confusion for people who are not familiar with Japanese culture or for students of Japanese culture who have not yet fully researched the intricacies of the Japanese written language.
The three ways of writing Japanese characters are Kanji, Hiragana, and Katakana, with another version called Romaji being used for special purposed.
Kanji
The word kanji is a Japanese derivative of the Chinese word hanzi, which translates to "Han characters". The word Han pertains to the Han Dynasty and is also the name that the Chinese use to refer to themselves.
Using Kanji would mean employing between 5000 to 10000 Chinese characters. This meant that writing in this form was very difficult. In 1981, the Japanese government, as a measure to simplify how Japanese is written and read, intrduced the j?y? kanji hy? or List of Chinese Characters for General Use. The list includes 1945 regular characters and 166 special characters that has a use only for writing people's names. All official documents, as well as newspapers, textbooks as well as other publications only use this form
Hiragana
Chinese characters are considered as the source for Hiragana syllables. Hiragana – which means "ordinary syllabic script" -- was referred to originally as onnade or "women's hand" because women used this form the most. Men are known to write in Kanji and Katakana. But usage of Hiragana evolved through the centuries, and by the 10th century, it was being used by both men and women.
The earliest versions of hiragana had diverse characters that represent the same syllable. The whole system was simplified however in order to make it easier to use by establishing a one to one correspondence between the written and spoken syllables.
Katakana
The Katakana "alphabets" have a very storied history. It was taken from abbreviated Chinese characters that were used by Buddhist monks. They used Katakana in order to illustrate the correct pronunciations of Chinese text back in the 9th century. Initially, there were so many different symbols used just to represent one syllable that it became quite confusing. But through time, it became more streamlined. Katakana was initially thought of as "men's writing" but over the centuries it has been used to write onomatopoeic words, foreign names, telegrams, and non-Chinese loan words. Katakana contains about 48 syllables.
There is also another script used in the Japanese language called Romaji. It is basically used to write the Latin alphabet into Japanese characters, especially for English or Latin alphabet-spelled words that do not have a direct Japanese translation.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-12398121681331528942010-10-01T07:50:00.001-07:002010-10-01T07:50:50.050-07:00I Am A HabitH-A-B-I-T...When 95% of people hear this word, a negative thought pops up
in their minds. Typically, most people think of a habit being negative.
The secret to your future lies in your daily habits so ask yourself
right now, "Are my habits today going to help me achieve my WHY in life?" This is a life-empowering question if you truly ask it and listen for the answer.
I received the following excerpt from a very dear friend of mine and
felt that it is definitely the best explanation of a habit that I have
ever heard:
I am your constant companion.
I am your greatest helper or your heaviest burden.
I will push you onward or drag you down to failure.
I am completely at your command.
Half the things you do, you might just as well turn over to me,
and I will be able to do them quickly and correctly.
I am easily managed; you must merely be firm with me.
Show me exactly how you want something done, and after a few
lessons I will do it automatically.
I am the servant of all great men.
And, alas, of all failures as well.
Those who are great, I have made great.
Those who are failures, I have made failures.
I am not a machine, though I work with all the precision of a machine.
Plus, the intelligence of a man.
You may run me for profit, or run me for ruin; it makes no difference to me.
Take me, train me, be firm with me and I will put the world at your feet.
Be easy with me, and I will destroy you.
Who am I?
I am a HABIT!
One of my daily habits that is the foundation of my life is
spending 45-60 minutes each and every morning feeding my body physically
by exercising and feeding my mental spirit by reading or listening to a motivational message. This habit warms me up for the day ahead.
Everyone washes their physical body and feeds their body every morning,
but 95% of people will find an excuse about why they can not find the "TIME"
to invest in a habit of feeding their MINDS! This parallels the statistic that 95% of people are dead or dead broke by the age 65. I consider this particular
daily habit of mine to be the driving force behind my ability to consistently maintain my intense focus on the journey of success and living a dream life.
Is it easy all the time? Of course not, but when it becomes a habit –
you will do it! If you commit today to begin each morning warming
yourself up for the day ahead by feeding your mental spirit, your entire
life will change in a positive fashion very quickly. It is like
driving a race car with the emergency brake on and you try to go ahead,
but you can't move. You stay in the same location with your wheels spinning,
burning up, making a lot of noise, but not going anywhere! All it takes is
to release the brake and you will fly towards toward your WHY in life!!
You need to review what your habits are and ask yourself…"Would I recommend
MY habits to someone I truly love and care about?" Your entire future lies
in your daily habits-positive or negative. You have the most powerful force
right now in your hands, the ability to decide what your habits will begin to be.
Find Your WHY & FLY!!abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-58274970667507284932010-10-01T07:49:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:49:22.854-07:00The Adopted Child: Trauma and Its ImpactAdopted at the age of six months, Joseph was a fussy and sometimes hard to soothe infant. Feeling as though this was just normal infant difficulties with the adjustment of adoption, Pat and Robert paid it little attention. When Joseph reached the age of two and began to bite the other children in daycare, they chalked it up to the dreaded two-year old stage of which everyone assumes to be okay. Though the biting never quite ceased that year, with a few modifications, Joseph made it through the year. The teachers raved about how smart he was. By the time he was six, the increasing duration of the school day seemed almost more than he could bear. Sometimes screaming for hours at a time, Joseph would do no work and then would spend the remainder of the day in isolation. Prone to striking out when others attempted to soothe him, Joseph had now grown accustomed to attempting to runaway from the school personnel when his behavior would escalate. On many occasions this would lead to Joseph being restrained by the security guards, principal, or coaches. Eventually Joseph began to stack up a list of schools attended and suspended from. By the time Joseph had hit the 5th grade, his increasingly violent outburst coined with outward defiance had gained him two different stays at local residential treatment centers. Not knowing where else to turn or what else to do, and after failed attempts at therapy, and more than eight psychiatric medications had proved of little benefit other than causing Joseph to appear "zombie-like," Pat and Robert felt their only other option was to send Joseph to a boys boarding school.
Unfortunately, the above story is not an uncommon plight that adoptive parents face. Though not always leading to a disruption or out-of-home placement, many adoptive families struggle for years to create the peaceful family of which they had dreamed. Regrettably, one of the main barriers preventing such family harmony is one of the least understood when it comes to understanding the plight of the adopted child. The barrier is trauma.
Whether adopted from birth or later in life, all adopted children have experienced some degree of trauma. Trauma is any stressful event which is prolonged, overwhelming, or unpredictable. Though we are familiar with events impacting children such as abuse, neglect, and domestic violence, until recently, the full impact of trauma on adopted children has not been understood.
What Science Is Now Revealing
Scientific research now reveals that as early as the second trimester, the human fetus is capable of auditory processing and in fact, is capable of processing rejection in utero. In addition to the rejection and abandonment felt by the newborn adoptee or any age adoptee for that matter, it must be recognized that the far greater trauma often times occurs in the way in which the mind and body system of the newborn is incapable of processing the loss of the biological figure. Far beyond any cognitive awareness, this experience is stored deep within the cells of the body, routinely leading to states of anxiety and depression for the adopted child later in life.
Because this initial experience has gone for so long without validation, it is now difficult for parents to understand. Truth be told, the medical community still discounts this early experience. Nevertheless, this early experience is generally the child's original trauma. From that point forward many more traumas may occur in the child's life. These include premature birth, inconsistent caretakers, abuse, neglect, chronic pain, long-term hospitalizations with separations from the mother, and parental depression. Such life events interrupt a child's emotional development, sometimes even physical development, subsequently interrupting his ability to tolerate stress in meaningful relationships with parents and peers.
An important aspect of trauma is in recognizing that simply because a child has been removed from a traumatic environment, this does not merely remove the trauma from the child's memory. In fact, stress is recognized to be the one primary key to unlocking traumatic memories. Unfortunately for both the adopted child and family, the experience of most traumas in the child's life is that the traumatic experiences typically occur in the context of human relationships. From that point forward, stress in the midst of a relationship will create a traumatic re-experiencing for the child, leading the child to feel threatened, fearful, and overwhelmed in an environment which otherwise may not be threatening to other people.
10 Keys to Healing Trauma in the Adopted Child:
1. Trauma creates fear and stress sensitivity in children. Even for a child adopted from birth, their internal systems may already be more sensitive and fearful than that of a child remaining with his biological parents. You must also consider the first nine months in which the child developed. These early experiences as well could have major implications.
2. Recognize and be more aware of fear being demonstrated by your child. Be more sensitive and tuned in to the small signals given such as clinging, whining, not discriminating amongst strangers, etc. All are signs of insecurity which can be met by bringing the child in closer, holding, carrying, and communicating to the child that he is feeling scared, but you will keep him safe.
3. Recognize the impact of trauma in your own life. One of the single greatest understandings parents can have is a self-understanding. Research tells us that far more communication occurs non-verbally than verbally. Understanding the impact of past trauma in your own life will help you become more sensitive to when your reactions are coming from a place other than your existing parent/child experience. Re-experiencing past trauma is common when parents are placed in an ongoing stressful environment.
4. Reduce external sensory stimulation when possible. Decrease television, overwhelming environments, number of children playing together at one time, and large family gatherings. When necessary that these events take place, keep the child close, explain to him that he may become stressed and he can come to you when needed.
5. Do Time-In instead of Time-out. Rather than sending the stressed out and scared child to the corner to think about his behavior, bring him into to you and help him to feel safe and secure. Internally, this will then permit him the ability to think about his actions. Though time-in is not a time for lecturing, it will allow your child an opportunity to calm his stress and then think more clearly. Another effective key is to let the child decide how much time-in he needs.
6. Do not hit traumatized children. Doing so will only identify you as a threat. The biblical verse spare the rod, spoil the child speaks to the raising of sheep. A rod is used to guide the sheep and the staff to pull him back into line when he strays. Hitting children, just like sheep, will cause them to become frightened of you and in many instances to runaway or hit back.
7. There is never enough affection in the world. A very simple technique for time is the affection prescription 10-20-10. Give a child 10 minutes of quality time and attention first thing in the morning, 20 minutes in the afternoon, and 10 in the evening. Following this prescription of time has proven to have a great impact on the most negative behavior.
8. Encourage an IEP in the classroom to develop an understanding of the child's stress and fear. This may assist in addressing such vital areas as homework, playground, peer interaction, lunchtime, and physical education. All are common areas of reduced structure and increased stress.
9. Educate yourself regarding the impact of stress and trauma on families. Try not to scapegoat your child for their difficulties, but rather take responsibility for creating the environment necessary for healing his hurtful experiences. See below for the many resources available.
10. Seek support. Parenting a child with trauma history can take its toll on the best of parent. Seek out a support system for occasional respite care, discussing of issues, and the sharing of a meal. Such small steps can go a long ways during particularly stressful times.
In closing, never forget that you are a great parent. During times of stress you won't always feel like it, but both you and your child were meant to be together. Your child will teach you far more about yourself than you may have ever realized without him. Give yourself time to refuel, connect, and communicate. And finally, a secure parental relationship is the single greatest gift you can give your child. When the parental relationship is secure this will permit the child a foundation to grow from.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-30155007741854684732010-10-01T07:47:00.001-07:002010-10-01T07:47:55.451-07:00Innovation: The Life Blood Of Your BusinessIf you're running or managing a business and want it to be around for a long time, you need to spend a good part of your time innovating. That's because, in a fast-moving world, where people expect things to get better and better, and cheaper and cheaper, innovation is your route to getting ahead of your competition.
Here are 7 ways to put new life blood into your organization through innovation.
1. Create An Innovative Climate. Goran Ekvall of Lund University in Sweden has defined three conditions needed for a climate of innovation. They are: trust, dynamism, and humour. One of Ekvall's case studies was a Swedish newspaper where the team working on the women's section consistently outperformed all the other teams. The reason? Quite simply, this group trusted one another, had a high level of energy and shared a common sense of humour.
2. Develop Washing-Up Creativity. According to the Roffey Park Management Institute, most flashes of inspiration come to people when they are away from work and not forcing their conscious brains to find solutions to their problems. For some, ideas come while mowing the lawn or taking the dog for a walk or playing golf or waiting on a railway station. For Isaac Newton, it was an apple on the head while sitting in the garden. For Archimedes, it was in the bath. For others it's while doing the dishes; that's why Roffey Park calls these flashes of insight: "washing-up creativity".
3. Make New Connections. Making new connections between existing features of your product or service is a popular way to innovate. Akio Morita, chairman of Sony, said that he invented the Walkman because he wanted to listen to music while walking between shots on his golf course. His team simply put together two seemingly incompatible products: a tape recorder and a transistor radio.
4. Find Out What People Need. Necessity is a great spur to innovation. Take, for example, writing paper. The Chinese had already made paper from rags around the year 100 BC but because there was no need for it, nothing came of it. When it did reach Europe in the Middle Ages when writing was all the rage, the supply of rags and worn-out fabric soon dried up. That's when a French naturalist made the discovery that wasps made their nests by chewing wood into a mash that dried in thin layers. Within 100 years, all paper was made using the idea of wood pulp.
5. Test, Test, Test. Product testing is the way most inventors and organizations go about innovation. It may not be the quickest route to success, but it is often the surest. Jonas Salk, for example, discovered the polio vaccine by spending most of his time testing and testing and continually finding out what didn't work. Thomas Edison, the inventor of the filament light bulb, recorded 1300 experiments that were complete failures. But he was able to keep going because, as he said, he knew 1300 ways that it wasn't going to work.
6. Adopt and Adapt. One relatively easy approach to innovation is to notice how others deal with problems and then adapt their solutions to your own. It's known as "adapt and adopt". It's what watchmakers Swatch did when they realized that the more reliable their watches became, the less people needed to replace them. Their solution? Borrow an idea from the world of fashion and collections by turning their watches into desirable fashion accessories. Now people buy Swatch watches not just to tell the time but because it's cool to do so.
7. Take Lessons From Nature. If you really want to be inventive, you can't beat nature. The world of nature gives us an endless supply of prototypes to use in our own world. Take Velcro, for example. Velcro was patented by Georges de Mestral in 1950 after he returned from a hunting trip covered in tiny burrs that had attached themselves to his clothing by tiny overlapping hooks. De Mestral quickly realized that here was an ideal technique to fasten material together. A whole new way of doing things was suddenly invented.
The history of the world is the history of innovation. Thomas Kuhn called each acceptance of a new innovation a "paradigm shift". For once a new innovation becomes accepted, the world has changed for ever and can never go back to the way it was.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-62658516400790675302010-10-01T07:46:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:46:24.380-07:00Equity Theory And Employee MotivationIn business, the Equity Theory of employee motivation describes the relationship between how fairly an employee perceives he is treated and how hard he is motivated to work. Peter Drucker, an author who specialized in economics, first proposed the link between Equity Theory and employee motivation.
The basic idea behind the Equity Theory is that workers, in an attempt to balance what they put in to their jobs and what they get from them, will unconsciously assign values to each of his various contributions.
In addition to their time, workers contribute their experience, their qualifications, and their capability in addition to their personal strengths such as acumen and ambition. Money, of course, is the primary motivating outcome for an employee, but it is not the only, and in some cases not even the most important, factor. Power and status are also prime motivators, as are flexibility, perquisites and variety.
According to the Equity Theory, the most highly motivated employee is the one who perceives his rewards are equal to his contributions. If he feels that he is working and being rewarded at about the same rate as his peers, then he will judge that he is being treated fairly.
This doesn't mean that every manager should treat every employee identically, because every worker does not measure his contributions in the same way. For example, flexible working hours might motivate a working mother even more than a pay raise. Conversely, though an across-the-board wage increase may delight most employees, the highest producers may become less motivated if they perceive that they are not being rewarded for their ambition. Research on Equity Theory and employee motivation has shown that, in general, over-rewarded employees will produce more and of a higher quality than will under-rewarded, less motivated employees.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-23530028734614228482010-10-01T07:29:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:29:29.301-07:00An Interesting Twist On Success Breeding FailureI make it a habit of listening to successful people. I read their books, and follow their articles, and research some of the same topics of interest they have. I wish I had known this secret when I first started in business 30 years ago. Lou Gerstner is known as the man who turned IBM around. He stepped in as CEO in 1993. The company was bleeding to death internally and literally had 100 days left before it would run out of money. Saving one of the biggest companies that ever existed must have been an extremely difficult under-taking for Gerstner and reading his story is definitely a must.
I found myself inquisitive about something he said during a CNN interview in 2004. He said "The more successful enterprises are the more they try to replicate, duplicate, codify what makes us great. And suddenly they're inward thinking. They're thinking how can we continue to do what we've done in the past without understanding that what made them successful is to take risks, to change and to adapt and to be responsive. And so in a sense success breeds its own failure."
There is a lesson here we do well to observe. We as humans should be learning all the time. Yet at some point we turn off or shut down the learning machine inside us. It usually happens shortly after we leave secondary school and/or college. Many of us become over confident and question the need to know and we tell ourselves that enough is enough and we stop educating ourselves. The years of complacency set in and no-one can tell us anything unless they get our attention in a big way like dropping a boulder on our heads or something. Just like IBM, we become set in our ways and we get lazy and before you know it the world has changed but we did not change with it. We find ourselves hopelessly lost in premises of the past, and why not; didn't they do us well then? Didn't we succeed with all we knew then? Why should we mess with a good thing? All of a sudden quotes come out of the wood-work like, "Don't fix what's not broken", and "Leave well enough alone."
But just as Gerstner observed about the big blue elephant, you must never let complacency set in. Never become complacent about change. Change is necessary if we are to survive. Gerstner paid credit to a quote he heard by Andy Grove: "It's only the paranoid that survive…you can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it." <
This is true with our own self-development. We should stay alert at all times and look for ways we need to change. I used to tell my students that they need to develop a state of (PC), permanent cognizance. That means we should develop almost as a sixth sense the ability to always be aware of our surroundings.
There are a multitude of examples of how this could be applied:
• On a job interview, be aware of the office surroundings and use the particulars in your favor.
• On an interview, be aware of the interviewer's style of asking questions.
• On an interview, be aware of the interviewer's business jargon.
• On an interview, be aware of the companies' needs so you can create needs/benefits statements.
• With your spouse, be aware of what triggers his/her emotions.
• With your spouse, be aware of what pleases them and what doesn't.
• With your children, be aware of the friends they keep.
• With your children, be aware of the homework they bring home.
The list goes on and on. Mostly we should be aware of our own self development and we should be working on something to improve on regularly. Always be concerned about having an "edge" and keeping it. An edge means how you can be of benefit to someone or something else. In our insecure times, you never know when you are going to need to be good at interviewing again. You might need it sooner than you thought. You should always be selling yourself to your employer anyway. Keeping an edge means you are constantly modifying yourself by taking educational courses that the company or department may need you to take. Think, "What are your co-workers doing with their free time?"
Things change constantly and we must be ready to change with them. Never become complacent at home or at work. Sharpening the edge may just be the kind of empowering you need today. Stephen Covey would say, "Sharpen the saw". Today make every minute count and become self-empowered by sharpening your saw. You'll never know when it will come in handy!abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-61776192004705946582010-10-01T07:27:00.001-07:002010-10-01T07:27:54.615-07:00Coffee break small daily timeless pleasureRarely, however, there dwells to think of the origins of this gesture and this drink become synonymous of behavior.
Around this drink have created many legends and folk traditions there who says that already the time of Homer, in the city of Troy, used coffee. The first coffee in Europe seems to be come even around 900 - 1000 AD thanks to the many ships that brought unknown goods from all parts.
One thing certain is what he sees sip this dark drink, become, in what is today Yemen, a real custom, even supported by the government that praised its energy quality.
For Europe is somewhat 'say that certainly the first coffee came through the Venetian traders, in 1615, especially remembers Prospero Alpini, botanist, physician of Venice's console, who studied the drink and brought to the knowledge of the Venice's city. At first the coffee was also used for its digestive and medical properties and also for this its price was immediately quite high.
Today we find yet Caffè Florian, one of the oldest coffee's shop, under the arcades of St Mark's Square, Venice, which even then to disseminate this drink, did distribute a text that praised properties.
In today's hectic life can not miss the time for coffee break and is in the workplace as in our homes and in bars has become increasingly demanding, for this reason, coffee machines and drink machines are now becoming increasingly technological equipment and we don't count more versions and variations, all designed to enhance quality in its various aroma of coffee.
We find so espresso professional machines, but also those semi-or for private consumption; are available automatic drink espresso machines that allow enjoy anytime of the day, both in workspace and along a corridor, each variant of espresso coffee, barley, decaffeinated. In the new models of coffee machines for domestic use are lines of innovative and elegant design because the machine also expressed become an object of furniture and enriches every environment, joining an increasingly sophisticated technology in making coffee to a design increasingly minimalist.
For use in the workplace, very comfortable and versatile are the drink machines, machines that allow fully automated, simply by inserting coins of small denomination, to have ready in a few seconds a hot or cold drink, depending on the request. In these machines the hot drink sugared already exits, with the amount preset and there is a small stick to turn sugar. Now all distributors have the use of key for those who normally use the machine or give the rest to those who are just passing through.
In every place, at home or at work, the coffee break is around the corner, the hot drink that hides traditions and ancient stories is a daily pleasure that today, thanks to technological development in machinery and in drink machines, you can consume comfortably in any environment.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-78218955843884631872010-10-01T07:25:00.001-07:002010-10-01T07:25:38.215-07:00The Mystery Behind Saturn's Moon EnceladusThe Cassini-Huygens exploration of Saturn, a seven-year joint venture of NASA, the European Space Agency, and the Italian Space Agency, is getting a closer look at its current subject of attention, the small moon of Enceladus. Enceladus is one of the most innermost moons of Saturn which scientists had assumed to be largely dead. With a very bright surface it reflects nearly 100 per cent of its heat and thereby has a very cold temperature, minus 330 degrees Fahrenheit.
A surprising discovery was that Enceladus, unlike nearby similar moon Mimas, is geologically active due to the emission of ice particles propelled by water vapor into the atmosphere from its south pole. Enceladus is a small moon of approximately 300 miles radius and the existence of any geological activity for a moon that size has scientists pleasantly baffled. Discovery of geological activity on any moon has been a rare phenomenon so far. The wonderful unexplained mystery behind Enceladus is the cause of the tremendous heat source that is warming the ice. Scientists can only guess that it is due to tidal activity or radioactive mechanisms for now.
At one time it was believed that the heat was being emitted from the mid-latitude tectonic gashes that circumscribe the south polar region. This was what Cassini's approach in July seemed to imply. However in contrast to that orbit of 286 miles, Cassini's more recent closer approach of 109 miles confirmed that the heat was actually being emitted from what are known as the tiger stripes of Cassini. The tiger stripes of Cassini are 80 mile long fissures running parallel to each other spaced about 25 miles apart. Cassini is only 314 miles across. The hottest spots were found in the south polar region of the tiger stripes.
Cassini determined there were two types of ice on Enceladus. An older amorphous variety was due to the constant characteristic of the surface of the planet. However the ice particles vented through the tiger stripe fissure were fine crystalline particles. This ice averaged ten microns in size. It is these tiny ice particles escaping the moon's atmosphere that are making up the composition of Saturn's broadest ring, the E ring.
In March of 2008, Cassini is scheduled to visit Enceladus again. Perhaps then more light will be shed on the mystery behind Enceladus.
1) Enceladus Erupting – A Nasa Report – 12-7-05
2) Enceladus Plume – Jet Propulsion Laboratory – 12-6-05
3) Possible Source of E Ring – Bill Arnett – 2-17-05
4) Saturn: Moons: Enceladus – Nasa: Solar Systems Exploration – 10-6-03
5) Enceladus's Tiger Stripes are Really Cubs – Nasa Releaseabdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-44010346536180857852010-10-01T07:24:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:24:14.156-07:00A Fold that's worth a Thousand GainHow much are you charged for an online ad? How much will you be paying for an advertisement space in a magazine or newspaper? Advertising and marketing can be a very extravagant business. Every second, space and word is paid accordingly.
If you have invested a large sum in your ads and promotions, how sure are you that you will get it back more than you expect it to be? How will you profit from it?
Some businessmen are having qualm about spending high on ads and promotions. This is because they are not sure that they will profit from it. Some perceive it as just throwing away of money. This may not be a serious bother to multinationals or big corporations and business. Nonetheless, to the point of starting entrepreneurs, spending high may mean 'make or break' endeavor or worst may result to future bankruptcy.
When talking about your business, everything matters – even the minutest details. One detail that must not be overlooked is effective communication. Therefore, promotions and advertisements are indispensable.
If you are this point worrying about expenses, worry no more. There are affordable alternatives in connection with marketing your business. Tiny pieces of paper can do you a great favor. Brochures for one are effective marketing materials.
Brochure may come in a fold or several of them. These folds can give you the edge in the marketing world. In fact, they may return as several folds of bucks. Imagine, you are hitting two birds at the same time. Brochures printing are affordable plus the aftermath of its distribution can be financially rewarding to business enthusiasts.
Brochures printing can be had in an easy and practicable manner. In fact, you can transact online. Brochures printing companies are rampant. All you have to do is select the best – the printer with outstanding reputation and credibility can do your printing job superbly.
Your friend's personal recommendation is a good recommendation. You can also rely on reviews and goodwill. Just be sure that your printer will bring life to your folds of communication.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-12428548627276881792010-10-01T07:22:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:22:28.572-07:00All about Cuban cuisineThe East Caribbean island of Cuba has a rich cultural heritage from which has arisen culinary traditions that are as vibrant and varied as the variety of cultures that have contributed to the development of this distinct and delicious cuisine. In addition to the ancient influence of the native peoples of Cuba, the Spaniards brought their own culinary styles, tinged by those of the Moors who held huge parts of Spain for centuries. The slaves that were brought from Africa made significant culinary and cultural contributions, with other culinary traditions being brought to the island with the French colonists fleeing uprisings in Haiti.
As these various influences came together, a distinctly Cuban flavor and style evolved, which is reminiscent of country peasant styles of cooking by oral tradition and eye, rather than relying on specific measurements and the creation of dishes that tend towards the simple and hearty, and that can be left on their own to simmer. Fussy, heavy sauces are unusual and deep-frying is simply not a favored cooking method. The island nation, naturally, uses a great deal of seafood in its cuisine, which encourages the use of simple cooking techniques and spicing that is meant to enhance, not smother, natural flavors.
The most common spices used in Cuban cuisine are garlic, cumin, oregano and bay or laurel leaves. Sofrito is also popular, and used in a wide range of dishes, from those of beans to those of meats to those that are made from a base of tomato sauce. A typical sofrito is made of green pepper, onion, garlic, oregano and black pepper fried in olive oil until the pepper, onion and garlic are soft and translucent and the flavors blend to perfection.
The dense, nutritious, energy producing vegetables commonly used belie the African and native peoples' influence on the cuisine of Cuba. Yuca, malanga, boniato, and plantano are among these, and are often simmered together with complementary vegetables and served simply, drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with chopped fresh onion – a satisfying, strengthening and simple dish for a hard working people.
Meats are often prepared using island flavored marinades of that use lime juice or the juice of a sour variety of the orange as a base. Then, the meats are roasted or simmered very slowly with spices, often for hours. Beans and rice are an essential part of most meals, with black beans being well known as a Cuban specialty.
Cuban cuisine is also notable for its baked goods, which include a variety of turnovers. Some are filled with spiced meats and other types feature a particularly Cuban blend of cream cheese and guava paste. Flan is among Cuba's most beloved dessert items.
In Cuban cuisine, the subtle flavors of healthy foods are enhanced by cooking and spicing methods designed to bring out the best in each component of a dish. The culinary traditions of Cuba are a delight to the tongue, naturally, but they also offer a fascinating glimpse into a culture that has brought together many varied elements to create a cohesive whole.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-79836813497362304702010-10-01T07:20:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:20:15.639-07:00The Scoop On Ice Cream Summer EntertainingThe scoop on ice cream is that it's an excellent choice for simple, delicious and, if desired, elegant entertaining. Whether it's a birthday, graduation, summer holiday or family celebration, ice cream and novelties can make any occasion special.
Sundaes, root beer floats, banana splits, milkshakes and ice cream cones are always popular favorites. Serve an ice cream cake for a birthday or holiday celebration and see your guests smile. Add a scoop of ice cream on warm apple pie and you will delight everyone at the table. Serving ideas for ice cream are only limited by your imagination.
Other popular entertaining ideas, particularly for children, are the many novelties selections in the frozen food aisle. Novelties are separately packaged single servings of a frozen dessert, such as ice cream sandwiches, fudge sticks and juice bars. Today's novelties offer fun, tasty, convenient dessert options for you, your family and guests.
June and July of each year mark the annual Ice Cream & Novelties Promotion, sponsored by the National Frozen & Refrigerated Foods Association (NFRA). That's when you will find special promotions and prices on your favorite summer treats.
NFRA has these suggestions on storing and handling ice cream and novelties:
• Make the ice cream aisle your last stop.
• Put ice cream products in a separate section of the grocery cart or place on top of other groceries.
• When your groceries are packed, request a freezer bag or additional brown paper bag to insulate your ice cream for the ride home.
• At home, don't allow the ice cream to repeatedly soften and refreeze.
• Store ice cream in the main part of the freezer, not on the door, where it is subject to more fluctuating temperatures.
Here is an elegant yet simple dessert for your summertime entertaining.
Peaches & Cream Shake
16 oz Frozen Sliced Peaches
1 cup Frozen Non-Dairy Creamer, thawed
1 large scoop Vanilla Ice Cream or Frozen Yogurt
1/4 tsp. vanilla
Place all ingredients in a blender and process on high for 1-2 minutes, or until well-blended. Pour into serving glasses and garnish with a peach slice.abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-21612925700464165172010-10-01T07:16:00.000-07:002010-10-01T07:16:37.333-07:00THE POWER OF STORYTELLINGEach and every day as we are building our businesses, we all know the key to a successful presentation is a product being sold to the end-line consumer and/or sponsoring a new person. In an upcoming issue, I am going to write about the difference between making a sale and having customer loyalty in the sales process. In the sales process, you are fighting many different types of animals. For most of us who are in direct sales, you have 45 minutes to present a product/business concept and make a person believe in you, your product, and more importantly have them make a decision that they want what you are offering.
When you are presenting the business, it is very easy for you to get very factual and completely lose the interest of your prospect. When you tell a story about the success of someone who is using the product or have a person give a live testimonial about how much they love being a distributor, you will keep the interest of new people who are listening for the first time.
For most of us, the first time in our lives that we were ever presented with the concept of a live audience was back in kindergarten when we played "show and tell". Everyone was always interested in what you were saying because you were simply telling a story. We have all heard of the famous K.I.S.S. rule: Keep It Simple Stupid. When presenting your business or product, the key play is to tell a story and keep it simple. Everyone can relate to the grandmother, who can talk about their grandchild as the most beautiful, precious child in the world. She will make you feel as if her grandchild would be such a gift to own as your own. You need to take that same simplicity and utilize it during your presentation and create the same result - ownership of your product
As you tell stories, people will remember those stories versus all the facts in the world. "FACTS TELL, BUT STORIES SELL." They should want to get involved in your business or purchase your product because all of the success stories that you told. People love to be part of a winning team. Storytelling keeps people tied into you and your presentation. I always say when in doubt during a presentation, tell a story in order to bring people's attention back to you. When I present, I ALWAYS tell many stories because when I was first introduced to direct sales, what perked my ears was a story of a young lady who had a lifestyle I wanted. The personal story of her lifestyle is what made me decide to get involved in the business. In that business, I went on to build an enormous organization and all I did was tell my story and tell the company's story over and over!
Combining the key strategy of storytelling along with the correct mindset, you can achieve your wildest dreams!
Find your WHY and Fly!abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-91374485621289853622010-10-01T06:12:00.000-07:002010-10-01T06:12:57.306-07:00<iframe title ="Preview" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" frameborder="0" style="width:98px;height:115px;padding:0;background-color:#fcfcfc;" src="http://cid-a0dac851afc41e24.office.live.com/embedicon.aspx/Public/KATA%20MUTIARA.pps"></iframe>abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-79886157255489604902010-09-27T05:45:00.000-07:002010-09-27T05:45:38.464-07:00Bacalah dengan teliti!<br />
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Pernah ada anak lelaki dengan watak buruk. Ayahnya memberi dia sekantung<br />
penuh paku, dan menyuruh memaku satu batang paku di pagar pekarangan setiap<br />
kali dia kehilangan kesabarannya atau berselisih paham dengan orang lain.<br />
Hari pertama dia memaku 37 batang di pagar.<br />
Pada minggu-minggu berikutnya dia belajar untuk menahan diri, dan jumlah paku yang dipakainya berkurang dari hari ke hari.<br />
Dia mendapatkan bahwa lebih gampang menahan diri<br />
daripada memaku di pagar.<br />
Akhirnya tiba hari ketika dia tidak perlu lagi memaku sebatang paku pun<br />
dan dengan gembira disampaikannya hal itu kepada ayahnya.<br />
Ayahnya kemudian menyuruhnya mencabut sebatang paku dari pagar setiap hari<br />
bila dia berhasil menahan diri/bersabar.<br />
Hari-hari berlalu dan akhirnya tiba harinya dia bisa menyampaikan kepada ayahnya<br />
bahwa semua paku sudah tercabut dari pagar.<br />
Sang ayah membawa anaknya ke pagar dan berkata:<br />
”Anakku, kamu sudah berlaku baik,<br />
tetapi coba lihat betapa banyak lubang yang ada di pagar.”<br />
Pagar ini tidak akan kembali seperti semula.<br />
Kalau kamu berselisih paham atau bertengkar dengan orang lain,<br />
hal itu selalu meninggalkan luka seperti pada pagar.<br />
Kau bisa menusukkan pisau di punggung orang dan mencabutnya kembali,<br />
tetapi akan meninggalkan luka.<br />
Tak peduli berapa kali kau meminta maaf/menyesal, lukanya tinggal.<br />
Luka melalui ucapan sama perihnya seperti luka fisik.<br />
Kawan-kawan adalah perhiasan yang langka.<br />
Mereka membuatmu tertawa dan memberimu semangat.<br />
Mereka bersedia mendengarkan jika itu kau perlukan,<br />
mereka menunjang dan membuka hatimu.<br />
Tunjukkanlah kepada teman-temanmu<br />
betapa kau menyukai mereka.<br />
Kirim tulisan ini kepada mereka yang kau anggap teman,<br />
walaupun berarti kau mengembalikannya kepada yang mengirimnya kepadamu.<br />
Bila pesan ini kembali padamu, itu berarti bahwa kau mempunyai lingkaran teman.<br />
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siapa kamu dapat mempercayakan rahasia.” (Alessandro Manzoni)</div>
Beberapa baris untuk direnungkan...<br />
Jika kau menerima pesan ini, ketahuilah bahwa<br />
ada orang yang bermaksud baik padamu<br />
dan bahwa dari dirimu ada juga orang yang kau kasihi.<br />
Jika kau terlalu sibuk untuk menyisihkan beberapa menit untuk meneruskan ini kepada orang lain dan berpikir:<br />
”Saya akan melakukannya beberapa hari yang akan datang", lupakan saja,<br />
karena mungkin kau tidak akan pernah melakukannya.<br />
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Entah kau percaya tahyul atau tidak.....<br />
sisihkanlah beberapa menit untuk membaca ini. Ada beberapa pesan<br />
yang baik untuk jiwa kita.<br />
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Berilah kepada orang lebih dari yang mereka harapkan,</div>
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Yakinlah pada dirimu ketika berkata: ”Aku mencintaimu."</div>
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Jika kau berkata: “Aku menyesal,” tataplah mata lawan bicaramu.</div>
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Jangan permainkan harapan orang lain.</div>
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Mungkin kau bisa tersinggung,</div>
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tetapi itulah satu-satunya cara untuk menjalani hidupmu.</div>
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Jangan adili orang lain, tetapi adili dirimu secara kritis.</div>
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Bicaralah pelan, tetapi cepat dalam berpikir.</div>
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Jika kau ditanya sesuatu yang tak ingin kau jawab, senyumlah,</div>
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dan tanya: ”Mengapa kamu mau tahu?"</div>
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Ingatlah bahwa kasih yang paling indah dan sukses yang terbesar</div>
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mengandung banyak risiko.</div>
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Jika kau kalah,</div>
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jangan lupakan pelajaran dibalik kekalahan itu.</div>
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Jangan biarkan selisih paham merusak indahnya persahabatan.</div>
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Tersenyumlah ketika menjawab tilpon,<br />
orang yang menilponmu<br />
akan mendengarnya dari suaramu.<br />
Baca yang tersirat.<br />
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<br />abdularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13771414805598699741noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778889157640721967.post-59612703433690200922010-08-17T00:55:00.000-07:002010-08-17T00:55:43.243-07:00Ramadhan sudah datang Mari raih manfaat puasa<b>•<span style="background-color: lime;">Mengapa Manusia perlu berpuasa?</span></b><br />
<br /><span style="background-color: blue;">Karena manusia adalah makhluk bumi dan</span><br style="background-color: blue;" /><span style="background-color: blue;">makhluk bumi berpuasa</span><br />– Pohon berpuasa dengan menggugurkan daun<br />– Rumput dan biji berhenti tumbuh (dorman)<br />– Beruang berpuasa (hibernasi) selama musim dingin<br />– Kelelawar, tikus, landak, woodchuck, katak, kadal<span style="background-color: blue;"></span><br />air, kadal, ular, siput, lalat, tawon, lebah, serangga,<br />beruang, buaya, juga berpuasa di musim dingin<br />– Buaya berpuasa (aestivasi) selama musim panas<br />– Ular, aardvark, lemur, serangga, bekicot, katak,<br />lungfish, kepiting, siput, capung, juga berpuasa di<br />musim panas<br />– Ikan Paus dan burung berpuasa saat bermigrasi ke<br />tempat yang jauh<br />– Ikan salmon, penguin, angsa, sea bull, anjing laut,<br />singa laut, ulat bulu, berpuasa di saat musim kawin<br />– Dalam metamorfosis, kupu-kupu berpuasa selama<br />tahap kepompong<br />– Laba-laba dan anak ayam berpuasa dimasa awal<br />kelahirannya di dunia<br />
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– Ular berpuasa setelah makan besar<br />– Anjing berpuasa beberapa minggu ketika marah atau<br />sedih ditinggal mati majikannya<br />– Iguana berpuasa ratusan hari ketika tertangkap<br />– Gajah dan anjing berpuasa ketika menderita luka<br />dalam<br />– kuda, kucing, anjing, sapi, berpuasa ketika terserang<br />penyakit, hingga mereka sembuh<br />
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<br /><span style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Setiap makhluk dewasa mempunyai siklus puasa</span><br style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">dengan periode dan lamanya puasa yang berbeda-beda</span><br />
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•<b style="color: lime;">Untuk apa makhluk bumi berpuasa?</b><br />
<br /><span style="background-color: blue;">Perhatikan tujuan dan manfaat puasa mereka</span><br />– Melakukan efektifitas dan efisiensi kegiatan karena<br />kelangkaan sumber makanan; pohon, beruang, buaya<br />– Berjihad menuju tempat yang tersedia sumber<br />makanan; ikan paus, burung<br />– Meningkatkan kualitas sperma dan sel telur untuk<br />menghasilkan generasi yang sehat; penguin, salmon<br />– Fokus dan konsentrasi pada suatu jenis proses;<br />kepompong<br />– Menyempurnakan proses adaptasi terhadap dunia<br />baru; anak ayam, laba-laba<br />– Mencerna makanan secara sehat; ular<br />– Mengendalikan emosi; anjing<br />– Protes untuk hidup layak; iguana<br />– Menyembuhkan penyakit; gajah, kucing, sapi<br />•Bagaimana puasa dapat memberi manfaat ini<br />Karena setiap makhluk hidup dibekali program<br /><u>AUTOLISIS</u><br />Dalam kondisi normal, tubuh mendapatkan energi dan<br />nutrisi yang berasal dari luar tubuh, melalui makanan,<br />minuman dan radiasi<br />Autolisis atau self digest adalah program untuk<br />mendapatkan energi dan nutrisi yang berasal dari<br />dalam tubuh, melalui ‘pembakaran’ sel-sel tubuh yang<br />dikenali sebagai sumber makanan<br />Makhluk akan berpuasa sesuai perintah ‘naluri’nya.<br />Saat berpuasa maka program Autolisis ini aktif dan<br />memberi manfaat yang dibutuhkan makhluk<br />•Apakah manusia juga dibekali program Autolisis<br />Benar, karena manusia juga makhluk bumi<br />Manusia senasib dengan makhluk bumi lain. Semua<br />ikut pola rotasi dan revolusi planet bumi. Semua hidup<br />dari apa yang disediakan bumi. Semua makhluk hidup<br />punya roh. Bahkan 99.3% rancangan dasar (genetik)<br />manusia sama dengan simpanse. Bedanya hanya pada<br />kemampuan otak<br />
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•Bagaimana manfaat Autolisis bagi manusia ?<br />Serupa dengan manfaatnya bagi makhluk bumi<br />Ketika Autolisis diaktifkan, maka ia segera beraksi<br />– Pertama kali ia akan mengambil database mengenai<br />rancangan dasar (FITRAH) manusia. Secara<br />keseluruhan ada sekitar 50 triliun sel yang menyusun<br />tubuh kita, yang terdiri dari sekitar 200 jenis sel.<br />Autolisis berbekal data detail setiap sel tubuh;<br />•bagaimana seharusnya kondisi sehat dari setiap<br />jenis sel,<br />•dibagian tubuh mana seharusnya sel itu berada<br />•berapa banyak jumlah setiap jenis sel yang ideal<br />bagi tubuh.<br />– Selanjutnya ia akan menghampiri sel-sel liar yang<br />tidak terdapat dalam daftar Fitrah. Mengubah asam<br />amino dan laktat menjadi gula<br />– Bila sel-sel liar sudah habis, barulah ia akan<br />mendatangi timbunan lemak dalam tubuh dan<br />membakar (oksidasi lemak) menjadi ketone<br />Dengan demikian Autolisis akan menghilangkan selsel<br />rusak, sel-sel mati, benjolan hingga tumor, dan<br />timbunan lemak yang juga sering menjadi sarang zatzat<br />beracun.<br />•Hanya itu saja ?<br />Tentu tidak. Ketika berpuasa sistem pencernaan<br />kita beristirahat<br />Sel-sel liar dan lemak yang telah dihancurkan akan<br />dibawa ke hati.<br />Saat puasa, hati tidak disibukkan oleh makanan hasil<br />serapan dari usus. Oleh karena itu hati akan bekerja<br />penuh menyaring racun-racun hasil autolisis. Yang<br />selanjutnya racun akan dibuang keluar tubuh.<br />Lalu darah akan dipenuhi energi dan nutrisi yang<br />sehat dan berkualitas tinggi. Menjamin penggantian sel<br />mati, perbaikan sel rusak, dan pembentukan sel baru,<br />terjadi dengan kualitas prima. Tubuh kita segera<br />memiliki sel-sel baru dengan kualitas fitrah, sehat dan<br />berfungsi baik<br />Ketika puasa, energi yang dihemat dari sistem<br />pencernaan, akan digunakan untuk aktivitas sistem<br />kekebalan tubuh dan proses berpikir oleh otak.<br />Dengan puasa, penyakit lebih mudah disembuhkan<br />Dengan puasa, kita lebih mudah dalam menerima<br />pelajaran maupun saat berpikir<br />
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Jadi manfaat Puasa bagi manusia :<br />• <span style="color: #a64d79;">Efektifitas pengelolaan energi</span><br style="color: #a64d79;" /><span style="color: #a64d79;">• Menghancurkan sel-sel yang tidak dibutuhkan</span><br style="color: #a64d79;" /><span style="color: #a64d79;">• Membuang endapan racun dalam tubuh</span><br style="color: #a64d79;" /><span style="color: #a64d79;">• Menyembuhkan penyakit</span><br style="color: #a64d79;" /><span style="color: #a64d79;">• Meningkatkan kemampuan belajar</span><br style="color: #a64d79;" /><span style="color: #a64d79;">• Kembali Fitrah (awet muda & cerdas)</span><br />
<br />•<b style="color: lime;">Bagaimana agar program Autolisis aktif ?</b><br /><span style="background-color: blue;">Dengan niat berpuasa di siang hari</span><br />Autolisis akan aktif dengan dua kondisi;<br />Pertama, kadar glikogen darah berkurang dan otak<br />menyimpulkan kita lapar dan harus makan<br />Kedua, kita sengaja berniat tidak makan alias berpuasa<br />Bedanya orang puasa dan orang yang telat makan<br />adalah di niat. Saat lapar, otak memerintahkan organorgan<br />pencernaan bersiap-siap ‘makan’. Liur, lambung,<br />hati, usus, beramai-ramai mengeluarkan enzim dan<br />beraktifitas. Bila tidak ada makanan yang masuk, maka<br />lambung dan usus akan sakit. Kita akan terkena sakit<br />maag atau radang usus.<br />•Mengapa harus puasa siang hari, bukan malam ?<br />Karena siang hari kita beraktivitas bukan tidur<br />Aktivitas akan membakar energi hingga habis.<br />Pertama-tama kebutuhan energi diperoleh dari glukosa<br />hasil makan (sahur). Setelah habis energi diperoleh<br />dari glikogen dalam darah. Bila kandungan glikogen<br />berkurang baru otak menyatakan lapar dan menyuruh<br />makan. Bila kita sedang puasa, otak akan<br />menghidupkan program Autolisis.<br />Di malam hari, tanpa aktivitas fisik, energi yang<br />dibutuhkan tubuh sedikit, sehingga glikogen darah<br />tidak pernah terpakai dan autolisis tidak pernah<br />diperintahkan untuk aktif.<br />Jadi ketika berpuasa sebaiknya kita beraktifitas<br />normal, agar kita memperolah manfaatnya. Jangan<br />tiduran sepanjang siang.<br />
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•<b style="background-color: lime;">Mengapa puasa dibatasi subuh sampai magrib ?</b><br /><span style="color: blue;">Karena akan membahayakan bila berpuasa lebih</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;">dari 16 jam</span><br />Produksi enzim oksidasi asam lemak dalam tubuh<br />terbatas dan akan habis bila kita berpuasa 16 jam. Bila<br />kita memaksakan diri terus berpuasa, maka kadar<br />asam lemak bebas (free fatty acids) dalam darah akan<br />tinggi yang dapat menyebabkan otak kita menjadi<br />pusing, membengkak dan lama-lama bisa koma<br />Oleh karena itu, makan sahur mendekati imsak, dan<br />segeralah berbuka waktu masuk magrib. Jadi kurang<br />lebih kita berpuasa 13-14 jam<br />
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Karena lebih dari 90% sel dalam tubuh kita<br />mengalami peremajaan dalam periode 28 hari</div>
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– <span style="color: black;">sel kulit dan kulit kepala, sel-sel hati, dan sel-sel yang</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">membentuk kalsium pada tulang mati dan diganti</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">setiap hari</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">– sel reseptor informasi dari saraf, pembentukan sel</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">melanin di kulit, dan sel-sel yang terkait dengan haid</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">wanita. mempunyai siklus pergantian setiap satu</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">bulan (sekitar 28 hari)</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">– sel darah merah diganti setiap 4 bulan (120 hari)</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">– sel otak mempunyai siklus pergantian bertahuntahun</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">Bila sel-sel tubuh telah diproses sesuai fitrah, insya</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">Allah peremajaan berikutnya juga sesuai fitrah</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">Karena semua sel sudah berada pada kondisi yang</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">prima, maka pembentukan sel darah merah tentu</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">akan diproses secara prima. (yang harus didukung</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">oleh aktivitas tubuh dan pola makan)</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">Jadi kita butuh puasa minimal 28 hari berturut-turut,</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">agar seluruh bagian tubuh (kecuali sel darah merah)</span><br style="color: black;" /><span style="color: black;">kembali fitrah</span> </div>
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<span style="background-color: magenta;">•Mengapa harus di bulan Ramadhan ?</span><br /><span style="color: #3d85c6;">Karena ada siklus badai radiasi matahari yang</span><br style="color: #3d85c6;" /><span style="color: #3d85c6;">memberi kemampuan belajar yang tinggi</span><br style="color: #3d85c6;" /><span style="color: #3d85c6;">(wallahu’alam)</span><br />Tubuh yang fitrah dapat terkontaminasi kembali atau<br />aus, baik oleh perubahan iklim/musim, maupun oleh<br />pola hidup manusia.<br />Seiring perubahan musim, adaptasi sel-sel tubuh akan<br />berulang setiap tahun. Sebelum memulai siklus<br />adaptasi berikutnya maka sel-sel harus disiapkan<br />dalam kondisi fitrah. Sehingga puasa satu bulan harus<br />diulangi setiap tahun.<br />Karena puasa menyediakan energi extra untuk belajar<br />atau berpikir, maka sebaiknya puasa dilakukan pada<br />saat kondisi alam mendukung kondisi kecerdasan<br />(daya tangkap) otak.<br />Aktifitas otak terlihat dari getaran membran sel otak,<br />dan tingkat getaran otak dipengaruhi oleh radiasi<br />elektromagnetik. Tingkat kesadaran otak berbeda<br />antara malam, pagi, siang dan sore hari.<br />Badai matahari juga berpengaruh terhadap tingkat<br />kesadaran otak.<br />Berdasarkan skala NOAA (National Oceanic and<br />Atmospheric Administration), Badai Radiasi Matahari<br />dikelompokkan dalam lima skala (S1-S5). Badai<br />matahari yang mempunyai siklus tahunan terletak<br />antara skala S2 (Moderate) dan S3 (Strong), yang masih<br />aman bagi manusia.<br />Pada setiap bulan Ramadhan diperkirakan terjadi<br />badai radiasi dengan tingkat flux 700-800 MeV particle<br />s-1 ster-1 cm-2. Radiasi ini sekitar seribu kali radiasi<br />bulan purnama dengan tingkat flux 0.7-0.8 MeV<br />particle s-1 ster-1 cm-2.<br />
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Ini adalah hipotesa malam<br />lailatul qadar yang bernilai seribu bulan (wallahu’lam)<br />Tingkat kesadaran otak yang tinggi di bulan<br />Ramadhan merupakan alasan mengapa banyak Nabi<br />merenung di bulan ini, dan mengapa Al Quran turun<br />pada bulan ini.<br />Oleh karena itu manfaatkan bulan Ramadhan untuk<br />sebanyak mungkin memahami isi Al Quran,<br />merenung dan belajar.<br />
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•<span style="background-color: magenta;">Mengapa dilarang berhubungan sex ketika puasa ?</span><br /><span style="color: #6fa8dc;">Karena hubungan suami istri menguras energi</span><br />– Sex adalah aktivitas fisik seperti olahraga yang<br />membutuhkan energi tinggi<br />– Karena bersentuhan terjadi saling pindah energi<br />(hukum termodinamika) secara tak beraturan<br />– Merupakan tingkat emosi tertinggi pada manusia,<br />yang menguras energi<br />– Ejakulasi membuang banyak energi<br />Kebutuhan pemulihan energi yang banyak setelah sex,<br />akan mempercepat habisnya enzim oksidasi. Bila<br />dipaksakan terus berpuasa, maka dikhawatirkan<br />sebelum waktu berbuka tiba akan terjadi penumpukan<br />asam lemak bebas yang bikin otak pusing. Tujuan<br />fitrah jadi tidak tercapai.<br />Ketika puasa jauhi hal-hal yang mengarah pada<br />pikiran-pikiran porno. Tahan sebentar. Nanti malam<br />ketika sudah tidak puasa, diperbolehkan berhubungan<br />badan dengan suami/istri yang sah<br /><span style="background-color: magenta;">Saat puasa, kendalikan Emosi</span><br />Emosi berlebihan juga akan menguras energi. Otak<br />akan menyerap energi cukup besar. Otak juga akan<br />memerintahkan jantung untuk berdetak lebih cepat<br />sehingga semakin banyak energi terkuras<br />Emosi negatif akan membawa kita pada kondisi stress,<br />suatu kondisi otak yang kacau karena keinginan tidak<br />sama dengan kenyataan, dan jalan keluarnya belum<br />ditemukan. Stress menyebabkan otak mengkonsumsi<br />energi dalam jumlah banyak<br />Oleh karena itu sebaiknya saat puasa kita tidak<br />mengumbar emosi negatif seperti marah, takut, benci,<br />iri, dengki, sombong, dusta, dll. Hadapi hal-hal yang<br />kurang menyenangkan dengan sabar<br />Sebaliknya kita harus memperbanyak kondisi yang<br />membangun emosi positif kita, seperti tersenyum,<br />optimis, membantu orang lain, melakukan tindakantindakan<br />yang bernilai baik (amal saleh), bersedekah,<br />dll.<br />Euphoria adalah kegembiraan yang diungkapkan<br />secara berlebihan, juga akan menyedot energi.<br />Sebaiknya hadapi semua hal yang menyenangkan<br />dengan bersyukur.<br />
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•Mengapa kita harus tarawih ?<br />Untuk membangun persepsi atau paradigma positif<br />
<br />Shalat tarawih bersifat sunnah, artinya aktivitas<br />tambahan yang memberi manfaat. Menjelang tidur,<br />otak berada pada gelombang Teta (3-7 hz), suatu<br />kondisi yang memungkinkan terjadinya penyamaan<br />persepsi dan pembentukan paradigma bagi diseluruh<br />bagian otak.<br />Persepsi dan paradigma sangat membantu kita<br />bersikap dan bertindak dalam kehidupan sehari-hari.<br />Sehingga persepsi dan paradigma yang harus kita<br />bangun tentu yang bernilai tinggi.<br />Sesuai dengan tatanan jaringan neurotransmiter otak,<br />maka paradigma bernilai tinggi adalah Keesaan Allah,<br />kehidupan setelah mati, aktivitas kehidupan dunia<br />yang bermanfaat (taqwa) dan senantiasa bersyukur.<br />Memperbanyak shalat dan dzikir, secara spiritual juga<br />lebih mendekatkan dan mengakrabkan diri kepada<br />pencipta kita, Allah SWT. Melepaskan seluruh beban<br />dan mengharap pertolongan Nya pada setiap langkah<br />kehidupan. Selalu mengawali kehidupan dengan<br />gembira dan tanpa rasa takut.<br /><span style="background-color: magenta;">Tidurlah yang cukup</span><br />Tidur yang sehat adalah di malam hari. Selesai tarawih<br />segeralah tidur, karena pada saat tidur terjadi<br />penguatan sistem kekebalan tubuh yang lebih baik dan<br />perbaikan serta pergantian sel-sel yang rusak. Bila<br />ingin memperdalam ilmu, bangunlah malam hari<br />untuk tahajud, atau disaat menjelang sahur.<br />Tidur siang untuk menutupi kurang tidur di malam<br />hari adalah lebih baik, daripada kekurangan tidur. Tapi<br />jangan tidur melulu, karena kelebihan tidurpun tidak<br />baik, dapat melemahkan otot-otot organ tubuh kita<br />
<br />•<span style="background-color: magenta;">Kalau sakit boleh tidak puasa ?</span><br /><span style="background-color: #6fa8dc;">Jangan puasa bagi yang kurang energi</span><br />– orang yang sakit keras, apalagi harus diinfus dan<br />transfusi darah. Kalau flu ringan sebaiknya puasa<br />– orang yang dalam perjalanan yang menghabiskan<br />energi. Kalau naik pesawat dua jam lebih baik puasa<br />– wanita haid<br />– orangtua dan anak-anak yang lemah fisik<br />
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•<span style="color: magenta;">Bagaimana pola makan yang sehat di saat puasa ?</span><br /><span style="background-color: #3d85c6;">Makanlah apa saja kecuali yang dilarang</span><br />– Jangan makan yang mengandung virus dan bakteri<br />penyakit, seperti kondisi daging bangkai flu burung<br />– Jangan makan yang mengandung unsur-unsur<br />beracun, seperti yang terkandung dalam darah<br />– Jangan makan jenis lemak yang sulit dicerna perut,<br />sulit disaring hati, dan sulit diangkut oleh darah,<br />seperti yang ada pada daging babi<br />– Jangan minum minuman yang segera merusak sel-sel<br />otak, seperti alkohol dan jenis khamar lain<br />– Jangan menghisap asap yang merusak paru-paru,<br />mengotori darah dan mengurangi suplai energi ke<br />otak, seperti rokok<br />– Seimbangkan porsi karbohidrat, lemak dan protein,<br />atau ikuti saran 4 sehat 5 sempuna<br />– Jangan makan melebihi kapasitas lambung yang<br />hanya 1-1.5 liter<br />– Disaat buka dianjurkan minum air putih dan jus<br />buah/kurma lalu shalat magrib, untuk membersih<br />kan endapan racun pada dinding-dinding usus.<br />Makan malam secukupnya setelah shalat magrib<br />– Makan yang sehat adalah dengan posisi duduk<br />disertai rasa beryukur. Berdoalah sebelum dan<br />setelah makan<br />
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Berniat untuk puasa di siang hari<br />Sahur menjelang imsak dengan menu sehat<br />Beraktivitas fisik normal<br />Memperbanyak renungan, hikmah dan bersyukur<br />Kendalikan emosi, hindari stress<br />Membangun paradigma hidup dengan amal baik<br />Jangan berhubungan suami istri saat puasa<br />Berbuka segera dengan air putih dan jus buah<br />Makan tidak melebihi kapasitas lambung<br />Ibadah dan dzikir menjelang tidur<br />Tidur yang cukup (minimal 6 jam sehari)<br />Memahami Al Quran di sebagian malam</div>
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Win, Wina ... Aku suka banget sama kamu. Pacaran Yuk ...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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seneng sama Bimo. Masa' sampe ngaku-ngaku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > segala. Ngotot lagi..! Wina ngaku cowok khan biar selalu bisa santai<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > deket sama Bimo.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Jadi jawaban apapun yang
nantinya diberikan sama si cewek,... peluang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > selalu ada dan nggak pernah
ketutup kemungkinan. So ......... Tetap<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Semangat!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">>
> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dua hantu bertemu dan bercerita bagaimana
mereka mati<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 1 : Bagaimana matinya kamu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 2 : Aku mati karena
kedinginan......<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 1 : Gimana kok bisa mati
kedinginan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 2 : Sebenarnya aku terkurung di
Freezer. Mula-mula aku cuma<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> menggigil, setelah beberapa saat kaki
dan tanganku mulai terasa membeku,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> kemudian aku rasakan dunia ini gelap
gulita dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> akhirnya............................
tapi aku toh bersyukur karena aku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> mati<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> tanpa terlalu banyak
kesakitan...................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 1 : Ihhhhhhhhh.... kasihan deh
elu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 2 : Nah kamu sendiri gimana ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 1 : Aku kena serangan
jantung......<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 2 : Kenapa kok sampai kena
serangan jantung ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 1 : Aku sudah lama curiga kalau
istriku suka serong. Satu hari aku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> pulang secara mendadak dan lebih cepat
dari biasanya. Pas tiba di rumah,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> eh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> sepi sekali rumahku tapi aku lihat ada
sepatu laki-laki yang bukan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> punyaku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> di ruang tamuku, aku yakin istriku
sedang main cinta dengan orang itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Aku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> cari di kamar mandi, nggak ada orang
.............. itu terus aku lari<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> loteng semua kamar aku buka, nggak
ketemu juga orang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> itu...................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> kemudian aku lari ke gudang bawah tanah
................ nggak ketemu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> juga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> orang itu.................. aku balik
lagi ke kamar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> tidurku.................... aku buka
lemari pakaianku............ eh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ada juga orang itu.................
sampai tiba-tiba aku merasa penat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> pandanganku mulai kabur dan akhirnya
......................Aku Mati.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hantu 2 : Alamak, bodohnya kamu ini,
kenapa kamu nggak buka Freezermu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> besar di gudang
belakang......................... kalau<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> nggak..................... Kita berdua
masih sama-sama hidup sekarang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: Courier; font-size: 9pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">ini........................................................</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: Courier; font-size: 9pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">DORONGIN
DONG!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Ketika
sepasang suami istri sedang tidur, ada yang ngetuk pintu rumahnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Sang
suami bangun melihat jam wekernya menunjukkan pukul setengah empat pagi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Ah
buat apa juga dijawab, pikirnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Ketukan
pintu semakin keras dan si istrinya menyuruhnya membuka pintu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dengan
setengah tidur, si suami membuka pintu dan melihat di seorang laki-laki berdiri
sempoyongan dengan nafas bau alkohol.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Bantu
dorong dong", kata si pria itu dengan suara maboknya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Gila
kau, jam sepagi ini. No way! Kata lelaki pemilik rumah dengan kesal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Orang
lagi enak-enak tidur.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Lalu
ia kembali ke kamar dan bercerita pada istri.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Namun
si istri langsung memarahinya, Kamu gimana sih, nggak mau bantu orang dalam
kesulitan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Ingat
nggak waktu mobil kita mogok terus kamu harus gedor-gedor pintu orang minta
tolong dorongin mobil.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Mana
tengah malam lagi! Ayo sana, bantu dia dorongin!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Sang
suami bersikeras menolak.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Biar
saja, orangnya mabok begitu,tegasnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Namun
si istri nggak berhenti-hentinya dengan ceramahnya sehingga sang suami akhirnya
beranjak dari tempat tidur, ganti baju dan membuka pintu depan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Heey!
teriaknya ke jalanan yang terlihat gelap dan sepi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Masih
perlu bantuan dorong, nggak?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dalam
kegelapan ia mendengar jawaban;<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Iya,
bantuin dong!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Sang
suami teriak lagi, Kamunya ada dimana?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Si
mabok menjawab, Aku disini, di halaman, di atas ayunan!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<br /></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">nenek-nenek gaul ke rumah sakit. Setelah
berada di meja operasi, dan sedang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">sekarat, dia bertemu malaikat yang akan
"menjemputnya". Dengan gemetar, dia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">bertanya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nenek : Apakah waktu saya sudah tiba ?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Malaikat : "Mmmm...belum. Kamu masih
punya 25 tahun 3 bulan 14 hari 7 jam 2<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">menit 42 detik lagi untuk hidup di dunia
ini"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Percaya gak percaya (itu jawaban paling
objektif untuk Anda), si nenek gaul<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">seperti mendapatkan kekuatan baru untuk
melewati krisis tersebut dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">terbangun dari koma-nya. Setelah sembuh, dia
langsung meminta dokter rumah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">sakit tersebut untuk mengoperasi plastik
wajahnya, menghilangkan semua<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">selulitnya, membentuk badannya, etc.etc.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dia bertekad, meskipun ngabisin ratusan juta
rupiah, asal jangan lagi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">menyia-nyiakan umurnya itu dengan tampang
keriput lagi. Dengan kecanggihan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">team operasi yang dipimpin Dr. Cloney itu,
berubahlah dia menjadi setingkat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">(beda-beda tipis) dibawah Krisdayanti (bukan
Krisda dan Yanti, tukang jamu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">disamping rumah Mpok Ipeh, lho..), diva kita
itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dengan langkah bangga, nenek gaul itu
melangkah keluar rumah sakit. Namun,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">kira-kira 100 meter di depan rumah sakit dia
tertabrak ambulan yang lewat,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">dan...MATI!!! Dalam langkahnya menuju
akhirat, si nenek kembali bertemu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">dengan malaikat yang dulu lagi, dan langsung
mencak-mencak.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nenek : "Malaikat, gimana neh????
Katanya umur saya masih panjang. Kok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">sekarang kayak gini, seh???"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Malaikat : "Maaf Nona, saya tidak kenal
Anda....."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">CABUT SEKARANG JUGA<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Ada sepasang pengantin baru, mereka telah
menjalani malam pertama. Pada<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">malam ke-2, tiba-tIba istrinya sakit gigi di
tengah malam, dan mengerang,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Saaaakiiit, sssssaakiit lagi."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Lantas suaminya bilang sama isterinya,
"Jangan nangis Dek, nanti kedengaran<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Bapak." (kebetulan kamar mertua
berdekatan). Malah isterinya tambah keras<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">tangisnya, lantas suami menjawab,
"Sudahlah Dek, tahan aja besok baru<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">dicabut."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dgn spontan mertua laki-laki bangun &
mendobrak pintu kamar pengantin, dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">dgn geram berteriak, "Anak saya bisa
mati nanti jika besok baru dicabut!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">CABUT SEKARANG juga!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > AYAH BARU<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Dua orang gadis sedang duduk
di kantin sebuah SD. "Coba tebak !" kata<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > salah satunya, "Ibu saya
akan menikah lagi, dan saya akan mendapat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">ayah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > baru." "Benarkah
?" tanya yang seorang lagi. "Ibu akan menikah dengan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > siapa ?" "Slamet
Wijaya, sutradara terkenal itu," jawab gadis<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">pertama.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Gadis kedua tersenyum,
"Oh, kamu akan sangat menyukai ayah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > barumu." "Darimana
kamu tahu ?" tanya gadis pertama. "Karena dia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">adalah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > ayah saya tahun lalu, "
gadis kedua menjawab.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > -----------------<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > AYAHKU LEBIH HEBAT<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Dua anak sedang berdebat
tentang kehebatan ayah mereka masing-masing.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > A : " Ayahku lebih hebat
daripada ayahmu !"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > B : "Oke. Tapi ibuku
lebih hebat daripada ibumu !"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > A terdiam sejenak. Lalu
menjawab, "Kamu benar. Ayah saya juga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">mengatakan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > demikian". (Rethia)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > -----------------<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > APA ITU PRIA ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Hawa yang sedang berada di
surga memanggil Tuhan, "Tuhan, saya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">mempunyai<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > masalah."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Lalu dijawab Tuhan, "Ada
apa Hawa ?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > "Saya tahu kamu
menciptakan saya dan taman indah ini. Tapi saya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">kesepian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > dan bosan memakan apel
terus."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > "Wah, jika begitu, saya
akan menciptakan seorang pria untukmu." Jawab<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Tuhan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > "Apa itu pria ?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > "Pria adalah mahluk
dengan kecenderungan agresif, ego tinggi dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > ketidakmampuan mendengar.
Tapi ia besar, cepat dan berotot. Ia akan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > sangat baik dalam berkelahi,
menendang bola dan memburu hewan."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > "Kedengarannya menarik
!" jawab Hawa.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > "Tapi ada satu
syaratnya," tambah Tuhan. "Anda harus membiarkan ia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > percaya kalau aku
menciptakannya lebih dulu."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kota apa yang nilainya selalu tujuh ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Salatiga, kalau saladua nilainya delapan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kentang apa yang dingin ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kentangkuban perahu malam-malam, naik motor nggak pake baju,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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kehujanan, sambil membawa es balok.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tukang apa yang kalo dipanggil nengok ke atas ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tukang gali sumur<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa cowok kalo pipis keluarin air ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalo keluarin api naga namanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalo istri jendral lagi telanjang, jalan-jalan dipasar keliatan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Keliatan gilanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lubang apa yang bikin sehat ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Lubangun pagi-pagi terus olah raga deh...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ibu Johan punya anak 4, si sulung namanya Mario, ke dua namanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Keny, ketiga namanya Aldy, yang terakhir namanya siapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Yang jelas bukah Johan, itu kan nama suaminye<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kau pegang punyaku dan ku pegang punyamu, kau remas punyaku dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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kuremas punyamu digoyang-goyang sampai lepas .. orang lagi ngapain<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Orang yang lagi salaman udah lama nggak ketemu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : BMW apanya yang mahal ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : W-nya, soalnya kalo diganti X jadi murah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Saya punya uang Rp 150, terus saya beli permen Rp 75, berapa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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kembalinya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kembalinya Rp 25, karena bayarnya pake uang ce'pe'an.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya bulan sama matahari ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau Matahari banyak discount, kalo bulan belum pernah ke sana<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Di rambut ada, dikening ngga ada, di hidung ada, di alis ngga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ada, di mulut ada, di mata dan pipi ngga ada, apakah itu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Huruf U<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa hubungan Taman Mini, Metro Mini, dan Rok Mini ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau di dalam Taman Mini pasti ada Metro Mini, kalau di dalam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Metro Mini pasti ada Rok Mini, dan kalo di dalam Rok
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pasti ada Taman Mini<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya balapan kuda sama balapan motor ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau balapan kuda ada tempat parkir motor, kalau balapan motor<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ngga ada tempat parkir kudanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ban apa yang sangat berat sekali ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ban-tuin aku dorong kereta donk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya sapi dengan manusia ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau manusia sering pegang susu sapi, tapi kalo sapi nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : 5 orang berjalan di bawah satu payung kecil tapi kenapa tidak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ada satupun orang yang kehujanan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena tidak hujan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Katak apa yang bisa terbang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Katakawan-kawan itu namanya burung<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bis apa yang biasanya ada di pohon ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bisa monyet bisa burung, terserah elo deh...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya kepala sama kelapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau kepala dicukur jadi botak, kalau kelapa dicukur jadi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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: Monyet apa yang senang maju mundur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Monyet-trika baju<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">T : Kalau orang kepalanya botak di depan itu
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botak di belakang berarti kebanyakan mikir, kalau botak depan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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belakang apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Dia pikir dia pinter<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya nasi goreng pedas dengan yang tidak pedas ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau yang pedas karetnya dua<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan apa yang paling baik, paling cakep, paling keren ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : I...Kan...tuh gue, lagi !!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kambing apa yang kepalanya 2, kupingnya 3, ekornya 6 dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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matanya 7 ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kambing ajaib<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Orang apa yang mengalikan 1 x 5 saja bingung ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Orang yang tololnya kebangetan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Orang apa yang kalau nonton bioskop duduknya membelakangi layar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Orang yang kurang kerjaan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau cicak jadi kambing, ular jadi semut, musang jadi cacing,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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manusia jadi apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jadi bingung dong !<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">T : Dari atas bisa terbang ke bawah, tetapi
sudah sampai di bawah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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nggak bisa terbang ke atas lagi. Apa itu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ya 'daun' donk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sambel apa yang ada dipinggir jalan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sambel ban<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Perek mana yang terkenal di dunia ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pereksident Amerika<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bagaimana cara memperbaiki bugs MS-Windows dengan cepat ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ketik DELTREE C:\WINDOWS kemudian tekan Enter.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa persamaan Ponsel/telephone sama jemuran ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau kering sama-sama diangkat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Telor apa yang keras ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Telortoar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lele apa yang ada dipinggir jalan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Lelephone umum<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lele apa yang disukai anak-anak ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Leletubies<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa yang pertama kali dipikirkan gajah saat melihat laki-laki<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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telanjang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Itu orang bagaimana cara mengambil makanannya, kok belalainya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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pendek banget..!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Perbuatan jahat apa yang dibenci oleh setan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Perkosa anak setan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau anjing kakinya empat, kalau anjring kakinya berapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kakinya emprat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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melayang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Orang yang habis minum jamu tolak angin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Jambu apa yang dipakai buat perang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jambu runcing<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mobil apa yang malu untuk diucapkan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Mobil-ang kentut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa Dinamakan nasi goreng ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena Dina lapar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sapi apa yang larinya kencang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sapida motor<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bunga apa yang bisa bikin orang tewas mengenaskan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bungalow rubuh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bahasa Inggrisnya kucing hitam duduk bengong ngeliatin kilat ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Eveready<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Telor apa yang preman ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Telor asin, khan ada tatonya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mata apa yang bisa keluar suara keras ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Mata lu ketonjok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mobil apa yang gasnya dibelakang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Mobil tukang jual gas elpiji<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kera apa yang tahan lama ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kerasan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Menghisap darah tapi bukan drakula dan bersayap tapi nggak bisa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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terbang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Wishper (pembalut wanita)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Rokok apa yang dapat mendoakan kita supaya berhasil ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Wismilak (wish me luck)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Rok apa yang dipakai saat perang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Roket<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Rok apa yang bisa keluarin asap ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Rokok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Masih muda nempel ditembok, jalannya bongkok dan nggak pernah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> jalan kaki ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Spiderman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang bisa menyebrang laut ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayam nekad<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa bumi panas ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena Matahari buka cabang dimana-mana<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sebelah kanan gunung, sebelah kiri gunung ditengah-tengah ada<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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pancuran ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tukang kerupuk lagi kencing<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Jam apa yang dibenci orang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jambret<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Binatang apa yang kepala, kaki dan badannya ada dikepala ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kutu rambut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Telur apa yang biru ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Telur kejepit pintu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa ayam kalau nyebrang liatnya ke depan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena matanya sudah di kanan dan kiri<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Siapa jago lompat indah yang paling hebat, terkenal dan pemberani ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tarzan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Burung apa yang nempel di tembok ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Burungnya cicak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bentuknya sama, lain tempat lain namanya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bulu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kejar-kejaran terus tapi nggak pernah ketangkap ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ban depan sama ban belakang mobil<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Hewan apa yang membawa keterangan dalam kegelapan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Monyet bawa petromaks<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bulu apa yang bisa masak dan arisan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bulurah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa daun kelor tidak selebar dunia ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau selebar dunia nggak bisa dibuat sayur<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa warna papan catur cuma 2, hitam dan putih ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena yang main cuma 2 orang, coba kalau banyak pasti warna-warni<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Binatang apa bersel banyak ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Amoeba lagi kampanye<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Jika dibutuhkan dibuang, jika tidak disimpan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jangkar kapal<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Hidup dan matinya selalu ada diatas nggak pernah turun ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ban apa yang sering dicari polisi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bandar narkoba<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sayur apa yang besar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Dinosayurus<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kera apa yang bisa karatan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kerangkeng besi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Gundul belah tengah apaan tuh ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pantat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kepala apa kalau dipukul nggak pecah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kepala batu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang dicari orang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayam yang hilang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang nggak bisa mundur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayam yang belakangnya tembok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kayu apa yang renyah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kayupuk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mengapa lelaki nggak bisa kena penyakit sapi gila ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena lelaki itu buaya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sapi apa yang bisa nempel di tembok ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sapiderman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kacangplung sumur<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa bayi lahir matanya merem dan menangis ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena waktu keluar kelilipan rambut ibunya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tari apa yang paling gampang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tari' napas<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada seorang ibu yang mempunyai 5 anak wanita yang namanya Maribu,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Marika, Marice, Marila, Marina. Bagaimana cara ibu memanggi ke-5<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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anaknya secara bersamaan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Maribukacelana<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kutil apa yang mengerikan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kutilanak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Matahari mulai tenggelam, saatnya ...?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tubies berpisah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mobil tabrakan dijalan tol, yang turun duluan apanya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Speedometernya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kaleng apa yang nggak bisa kelihatan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalengan tembok (baca: ke-alingan tembok)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa beda orang jongkok dengan ayam jongkok ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau orang jongkok lututnya kedepan, kalau ayam ke belakang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Palu apa yang bisa marah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Palurah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sepatu biru nyemplung ke laut jadi apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jadi basah donk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan berenang dengan apanya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Dengan teman-temannya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Nasi apa yang nggak pernah basi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Nasional<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Nabi apa yang memble ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Nabi-bir lo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya Maradona sama Parto ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Maradona kalau lagi main celananya dipakai, kalau Parto lagi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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"main" celananya dibuka<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kera apa yang suci ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Keramat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya jam 12 siang sama jam 12 malam ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau jam 12 siang bunyinya neng..neng..neng.., kalau jam 12<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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malam bunyinya neng..neng.. mau kemana neng..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa perempuan jaman sekarang lebih cantik daripada perempuan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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jaman dulu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena perempuan jaman dulu sekarang sudah jadi nenek-nenek<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Barang apa yang setiap orang tidak mengetahuinya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Barangkali<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Buah apa yang banyak di kuburan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Buahtu nisan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa putri duyung nggak pakai baju ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Adaptasi sama lingkungannya donk, ikan aja ngga pakai baju masak dia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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doang sih yang pakai baju<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Buah apa yang warnanya orange ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Buah jai (baca : Bajaj)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sajak apa yang paling kuno ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sajak dahulu kala<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> T : Kenapa kijang tiada duanya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena Indosiar memang untuk anda<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tank apa yang moncongnya ke bawah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tank-urep (baca: tengkurep)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Binatang kaki seribu kalau ngelewatin sampah kakinya tinggal<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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berapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> J : Kurangi aja satu karena yang satu itu
buat nutupin hidungnya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Buah apa yang berakhiran huruf "K" ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jeruk, mangga busuk, pepaya busuk, apel busuk,.....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Merk kendaraan apa saja yang berawalan huruf "Y" ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Yamaha, Ya Honda, Ya Suzuki, ....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Nembak lantai yang kena hidung ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kentut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa pohon kelapa harus ditebang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau dicabut nggak kuat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tukang apa yang harganya empat ribu tiba-tiba jadi lima ribu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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bocor, mari-bu)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kucing apa yang sering dibisikan orang pada waktu pacaran ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kucingta kamu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Binatang apa yang senang ngeliat orang tidur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Jam apa yang muternya ke kiri ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jam kidal<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tempe apa yang menyakitkan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tempeleng<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan apa yang matanya banyak ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ikan teri sekilo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Nenek apa yang jalannya loncat-loncat ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Nenek moyangnya kodok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada lima burung mati satu, tinggal berapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Seribu empat karena mati satu tumbuh seribu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya susu ibu dengan susu kaleng ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau susu kaleng sudah habis bisa dibuat main anaknya, kalau<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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susu ibu sudah habis bisa dibuat main bapaknya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Belut apa yang paling berbahaya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Belutang banyak ental bangklut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bahasa India-nya bumbu dapur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tumbar miri jahe<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau semangka dibolongin atasnya, terus dikerok isinya dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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dikeringin airnya, terus digelindingin, semangkanya jadi apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jadi jauh, khan digelindingin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa yang bisa dipegang tangan kanan tapi nggak bisa dipegang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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tangan kiri ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Pohon apa yang paling banyak pada hari Lebaran ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pohon maaf lahir dan batin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Benda apa yang besar, putih, bersayap dan rasanya asin ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pesawat terbang jatuh ke laut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lemari apa yang bisa masuk kantong ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Lemaribu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Dewa apa yang kesepian ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Dewaktu sendiri<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Pada nomor berapa pelari Indonesia mendapat medali emas dalam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Sea Games di Kuala Lumpur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Nomor satu, kalau nomor dua cuma dapat perak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Hari apa yang nggak pernah ada tapi sering disebut-sebut orang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Hari esok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Binatang apa yang kakinya delapan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sapi digendog kuda<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya wayang, sepatu dan jengkol ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau wayang ada semar, sepatu di semir, jengkol di semur<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa ikan ada di laut ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena di laut nggak ada kucing<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kera apa yang basah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Keramas<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kentang apa yang bisa bikin bayi tertawa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kentang..ting..tang..ting..tung<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya pahlawan dengan perawan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau pahlawan berjuang sampai tetes darah penghabisan kalau<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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perawan berjuang sampai tetes darah pertama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Berapa jumlah kaki seekor kerbau ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ada 8, dua kaki kiri, dua kanan, dua kaki depan, dua lagi kaki<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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belakang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Hitam putih merah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Zebra masuk angin habis dikerokin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada jeruk lima kalau kamu minta satu, sisanya berapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tetap lima, soalnya kamu nggak dikasih..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa persamaan pemerintah yang absolut dengan bikini yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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dipakai wanita cantik ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Semua mengharapkan kedua hal tersebut untuk segera melorot (turun)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sapi apa yang bisa dipakai untuk menggambar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sapidol<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kutu apa yang sering keluar dari mulut ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kutukan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang dijadikan bilik ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayaman bambu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Orang bule apanya yang hitam ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bayangannya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Buah apa yang paling ditakuti orang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Buahaya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Paku apa yang berwibawa dan disegani ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pakumandan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bola apa yang mirip kucing ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bolaemon (Doraemon)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa ayam jago nggak punya tangan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sebab ayam betina nggak punya susu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan apa yang nggak kelihatan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ikan ngumpet<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Katak apa yang satu saudara ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Katak beradik<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bulu ketemu bulu, daging ketemu daging dan berair ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Mata lagi merem melek<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ban apa yang bisa dimakan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ban apa yang bisa diminum ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bandrek<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ban apa yang ada peyeumnya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bandung<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya tentara dengan pembalut wanita ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau tentara disiplin kalau pembalut diselipin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan apa yang paling menderita ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ikan yang nggak bisa berenang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Nenek-nenek pakai lipstic apanya yang menarik ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tangannya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang besar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayam semesta<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sebutkan negara-negara yang berdekatan dengan Indonesia ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Negara tetangga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa anjing kalau kencing kakinya diangkat satu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau diangkat dua-duanya jatuh donk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bulu apa yang dinaikin orang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bulu Bird (Taxi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Bird)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sambal apa yang mempunyai tegangan tinggi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sambal petil (sambar petir)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Telek apa yang disukai anak-anak ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Telektubies (Teletubies)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Peribahasa apa yang bikin kembung ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sambil menyelam minum air<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lem apa yang paling panjang dan paling kuat di dunia ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Lembok China<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lem apa yang enak dimakan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Lemper daging<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa arti peribahasa ayam kurus berbulu tebal ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kena tipu tuh pembeli<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam lima ekor lari satu tinggal berapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tinggal lima karena ayamnya lari di tempat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tukang apa yang dipanggil nengok ke bawah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tukang betulin genteng<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Benda apa yang punya dua tulang iga yang panjang sekali dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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tulang rusuknya beribu-ribu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Rel kereta api<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada ngga ayam yang berkokok pagi-pagi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ngga ada, yang ada ayam berkokok ku..kuu..ru..yuukkk..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa beda unta dengan kangkung ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau kangkung diurap kalau unta di Arab<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mobil menabrak katak, mobilnya terbalik yang salah apanya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Yang salah ngomongnya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa kapal terbang nggak bisa mundur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kapal terbang nggak punya spion<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bola apa yang nggak kelihatan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> J : Bolakang pintu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Benda apa yang kalau dipotong tambah tinggi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Celana panjang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa yang ditutup kelihatan, kalau dibuka malah hilang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kereta api lewat pintu lintasan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sapu apa yang selalu menempel ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> J : Sapu yang tak bisa lepas (lagunya Reza
- Satu yang tak bisa lepas)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Siapa yang selalu jadi korban pemerasan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Sapi perah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan apa yang matanya ada lima ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ikan aneh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Siapa jagoan yang selalu resah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Gundahgulana Putra Petir<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada ayam jantan kepalanya ada di Amerika, ekornya di Afrika,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Sayapnya di Jakarta, Matanya ada di Brasil, telurnya ada dimana ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayam jantan mana ada sih yang bertelur<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Negara apa yang selalu sukses ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Brasil (Berhasil)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mengapa gunung berapi meletus ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau mencair gunung es namanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa wasit meniup peluit kalau ada pelanggaran oleh pemain<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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bola ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau bersiul bibirnya bakalan pegel, cobain aja...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau semua binatang bisa sekolah, binatang apa yang sering<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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terlambat datang ke sekolah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kaki seribu, karena pakai sepatunya lama banget khan kakinya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ada seribu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau sepatu kaca Cinderela pecah dan mengenai kakinya, maka<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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keluar apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Keluar-ganya repot<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya WC dengan Benteng ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau Benteng diserang dulu baru diduduki, kalau WC diduduki dulu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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baru diserang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kepalanya merah, jalannya mundur apaan tuh ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Obat nyamuk bakar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Pohon apa yang paling berani ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pohon pisang, karena jantungnya diluar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Orang apa yang jatuh malah senang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Orang yang jatuh cinta<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Letaknya di selangkangan, empuk dan kebanyakan pria dewasa pernah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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menaikinya, apakah itu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Jok sepeda<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang jalannya bisa mundur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Ayam yang pakai kaca spion<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bule apa yang paling jorok ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Bulepotan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Danau apa yang paling terkenal ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Danau Top bah (danau toba dibaca pakai dialek batak)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa perbedaannya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris nakal ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau sekretaris baik "Selamat pagi pak", kalau sekretaris
nakal<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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"Sudah pagi pak..."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Telur apa yang bisa terbang dan meledak ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Teluru kendali<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa leher angsa panjang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau pendek namanya bebek<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada seorang profesor yang sedang manjat pohon tau tau dibawahnya ada<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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singa, coba anda pikirkan bagaimana caranya agar profesor tersebut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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turun dengan selamat ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Profesor aja ngga bisa mikir apalagi gua<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Adanya di tengah malam dan juga di ujung bantal, apakah itu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Huruf L<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kebo apa yang bikin kita lelah ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kebo-gor jalan kaki<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa anjing kalau dipanggil tuannya suka menggoyangkan ekornya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Karena kalau kepalanya yang goyang berarti anjing itu lagi triping<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Bentuknya panjang ada rambutnya, kalau mau dipakai dibasahi dulu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kuas<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kucing apa yang paling enak ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kucing-cang daging kemudian dibuat perkedel<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Koma apa yang ada di mulut ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Koma kamit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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: Pin apa yang bikin sengsara ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pin-jam duit terus nggak bisa kembalikan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Keluar masuk ketemu apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pintu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Barang apa yang kalau dimasukin malah keluar lagi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kancing kemeja<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau dipencet lembek, tapi kalau dipukul tangan jadi sakit ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Nasi nempel di tembok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Burung apa yang sering turun naik ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Burung yang nempel di lift<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya pengantin baru dengan sepeda baru ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kalau sepeda baru menjauhi lubang, kalau pengantin baru malah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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mendekati lubang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Gua apa yang paling ditakuti para cewek-cewek ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Gua-ya darat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Mangga apa yang mengerikan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Mangga-ruk-garuk pantat macan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa yang lebih berat dari 13 kapal pengangkut besi baja ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : 14 kapal pengangkut besi baja<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Hewan apa yang paling besar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Gajah hamil yang lagi sakit beri-beri<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Tali apa yang bisa menjangkau seluruh dunia ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Tali-phone<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ayam apa yang sembahyang hari minggu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Chiken Salad Sundae (baca : Chiken Shalat Sunday)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Sebutkan 3 lagu yang ada kata kuta-nya ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : 1. Di Kuta Bali, 2. Kuta-kut mamaku marah, 3. Burung Kakak Kuta<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Buah apa yang nama dan rasanya sama ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Asam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Lahir di Arab, besar di Arab, tapi ngga bisa bahasa Arab ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Unta<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Belalai apa yang lebar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Belalai Sidang Senayan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa ada orang pacaran backstreet ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bahasa Rusianya kesenggol mobil ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Apa bedanya bajaj sama kura-kura ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ikan apa yang kepalanya terbuat dari besi ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Aku ada dipinggir api dan ditengah air ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Ada 3 anak mau membeli choki-choki, tapi uangnya hanya cukup<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> dari mana ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kue apa yang berbulu ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kuetek (ketek)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Aku ada di pohon, aku ada di singgasana dan aku ada juga di<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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dapur ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Pisang Raja Sereh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kaca apa yang paling lebar ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Kaca-matan Tebet<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Taman apa yang bisa terbang ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Taman-tamanku sih bilang itu Superman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalau Asterix habis kerja berat dan capek sekali, jadinya apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa burung garuda kepalanya selalu nengok ke kanan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Monyet apa yang berdiri di tepi jalan ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kenapa cowok kalo pipis keluarin air ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Kalo istri jendral lagi telanjang, jalan-jalan dipasar keliatan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : Saya punya uang Rp 150, terus saya beli permen Rp 75, berapa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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T : 5 orang berjalan di bawah satu payung kecil tapi kenapa tidak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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J : Katakawan-kawan itu namanya burung<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">>KOLONG MOBIL<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Seorang sopir pribadi sebuah keluarga mempunyai kebiasaan
unik. Dia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>sering<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > bercinta dengan pacarnya yang pembantu di rumah tersebut di
kolong<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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mobil<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > majikannya yang selalu diparkir di depan rumah. Suatu malam,
seperti<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>biasa,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > dia sedang asyik indehoy dengan sang pembantu di kolong mobil.
Baru<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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15<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > dia "kerja bakti", ada orang yang menendang kakinya
sambil<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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berteriak,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > "Parman, sedang apa kamu di situ?" Si sopir yang
bernama Parman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > betul itu suara majikan perempuannya. Dgn cuek Parman
menyahut,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > betulin mobil Nya" Sekali lagi Parman ditendang kakinya,
"Apa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > kamu!" "Ya ampun, Nya! Saya lagi betulin
mobil!" jawab Parman tetap<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > dengan kegiatannya. Tapi lagi-lagi Parman ditendang kakinya.
Kali<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > sedikit lebih keras. "Kamu bilang lagi ngapain
kamu!?" "Astaga,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > lagi betulin mobil!!!" Parman nggak mau kalah. Kata
nyonya, "Betulin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>mobil<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > yang mana ? Orang mobilnya udah dibawa ama bapak 5 menit yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>lalu.....!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>HARI JUM'AT JADI SUM'AT<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Sepasang pengantin baru mengalami gangguan kesehatan. Setelah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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diperiksa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > dengan teliti, dokter menyimpulkan hal itu disebabkan
frekuensi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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hubungan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > seks yang terlalu tinggi buat mereka. "Sebaiknya untuk
sementara<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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kalian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > batasi dulu kegiatan seks kalian, tiga kali saja seminggu.
Untuk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>memudahkan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > mengingat, saya sarankan untuk<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > melakukan hubungan intim hanya pada hari yang berawalan dengan
S,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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yaitu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Senen, Selasa dan Sabtu," saran dokter. Akan tetapi pada
malam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ketiga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>puasa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > si suami horni berat. Ia mencumbu istrinya yang sedang tidur
sampai<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > terbangun. "Hari apa ini Mas?" tanya si istri.
"Sum'at."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>STILL TRAINEE<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Di tengah jalan kereta api diberhentiin ama sekawanan
perampok.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Perampok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>itu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > semuanya masuk ke dalam gerbong kereta itu. Kebetulan, ada
salah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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satu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > perampok yang baru aja bergabung, dan berstatus
"trainee" di kawanan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > perampok itu. Sebagai calon perampok, hari itu dia disuruh
memimpin<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>proses<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > perampokan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Calon perampok (CP): "Angkat tangan semuanya!!!
Cepetaaaaaaaaaaan!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>Yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > perempuan semua ada di sisi kanan gerbong, yang laki2 semua di
sisi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > kiri gerbong.
Cepetaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Awas yah, kalo macem2...Gue<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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bunuh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>semua<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > perempuannya dan gue perkosa semua laki2 di gerbong
ini!!!" Perampok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>senior:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > (sambil bisik2) "Woi bego loe, kebalik tau! Yang cewe loe
perkosa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > yang cowo loe bunuhin semua..." CP: "Oh iya, salah.
Wooooi goblok<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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loe<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > semua!!! Kalo berani ngocol<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > ama gue, kita bakal perkosa semua cewe dan semua cowo bakal
gue<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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>bunuh!!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Tiba2 taunya ada seorang si bencong yang dengan muka kesel,
lari ke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > kerumunan perampok itu, trus bilang: "Gimana sih... Tadi
kan udah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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janji<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > perkosa... Kok diralat sih...??? Sebel ah!!! Gak bisa, gak
bisa. Gak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> >bisa...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Tadi kan udah janji, udah janji, udah janji !!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> BERHAMBURAN<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Pada suatu hari ada seorang pedagang
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> itu ia datang ke seorang bandar ayam
dan memesan 100<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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100 ekor ayam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> mengantarkan ke rumah
tuan."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Sepulangnya si pedagang kaya, bandar
ayam tersebut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> langsung memanggil seorang anak buahnya
yang bernama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Joni dan memberikan instruksi ....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Bandar ayam : "Joni, tolong
antarkan 100 ekor ayam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> besok ke alamat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ini." [sambil memberikan kartu nama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> si pedagang kaya]<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Joni : "Nganterin ayam-ayam? Beres
Tuan!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Besoknya dengan mengendarai sepeda
motor si Joni<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> pergi mengantarkan 100 ekor ayam
tersebut. 50 ekor<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> diletakkan di sebelah kanan dan sisanya
50 ekor lagi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> diletakkan di sebelah kiri. Akan tetapi
malangnya,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> di tengah perjalanan dia terjatuh dari
sepeda<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> motornya, dan ayam-ayam yang dia bawa
langsung lepas<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> dan lari berhamburan. Orang- orang
ramai berdatangan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> untuk mengetahui keadaan si Joni.
Tetapi si Joni<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> malah tertawa terbahak-bahak. Seseorang
diantara<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> orang-orang yang datang bertanya,
mungkin ia merasa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> khawatir karena melihat si Joni yang
tertawa-tawa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Orang yang datang: "Mas, mas nggak
apa-apa kan ...?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kepalanya nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> sakit kan ?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Joni : "Ha ... ha ... ha ...
!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Orang yang datang: "Mas, kenapa
Mas?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Joni : "Ha ... ha ... ha ...,
dasar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ayam-ayam goblok, mau<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> pada kemana lu? Alamatnya kan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ada di gue ...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Hua ... ha ... ha ... ha
....!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">baca terus ya, jangan capek, lucu
soalnya.....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Darsono, Wardi, Sugeng dan Jono
janjian mengadakan reuni<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > di Restoran CJDW. Sambil makan,
mereka berempat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ber-bincang² sambil bernostalgia.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Setelah makan Darsono pamit
meninggalkan teman²nya sebentar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > untuk nyanyi karaoke, "Minta
lagu apa Rek? Last Kiss tah?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Sambil mendengarkan Darsono
nyanyi, teman²nya melanjutkan obrolan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > mereka. "Bagaimana anak
anakmu Geng?" tanya Wardi ke Sugeng.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Sugeng bercerita: "Oo, baik²
saja, anak saya kan dua.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Yang cewek ikut suaminya jadi
Kapolres di Medan. Sedangkan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > yang cowok sudah jadi boss,
pabriknya dua, pabrik sepatu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > dan pabrik mie. Tapi ya gitu...,
saya yang jadi bapaknya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > saja ndak pernah dibelikan motor
sama sekali, eeeh... pas<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > kemarin pacarnya ulang tahun
dibelikan BMW 318i gress."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > "Lha kalau anakmu War?"
Wardi pun bercerita, "Anakku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > tiga cowok semua, yang dua kerja
di Amerika, yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > bonthot sekarang sudah jadi
direktur developer rumah.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Tapi agak gendeng juga anak saya
yang bonthot ini.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Rumah bapaknya sudah doyong
dibiarkan aja, tapi waktu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > kemarin pacarnya ulang tahun di
belikan rumah baru."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > "Kalau kabar anakmu bagaimana
Jon?" Sekarang Jono yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > cerita, "Anak saya empat,
cowok satu, cewek tiga.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Sekarang sudah pada mandiri. Yang
paling sukses ya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > anakku yang cowok. Sekarang jadi
pialang saham.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Cuman ya agak nggak bener juga.
Lha... saya ini nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > pernah di kasih uang sama sekali,
tapi kemarin waktu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > pacarnya ulang tahun di kasih
deposito 100 juta."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Setelah Jono cerita, Darsono
selesai karaoke, "Nyritain<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > apa sih Rek?". "Ini lho
Dar, pada nyritain anaknya,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > gimana anakmu Dar?" tanya
Jono. Setelah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > nyalain rokok, Darsono mulai
cerita:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > "Anakku cuma satu, tapi
payah. Aku ingin dia jadi ABRI,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > eeeh malah jadi bencong. Sudah
lima tahun dia buka salon,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > dari dulu sampek sekarang ya
teteeep aja nyalon. Tapi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > meskipun bencong dia tetep anak
ku. Apalagi dasarnya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > anaknya itu baik, pergaulannya
luas dan sayang sama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > bapaknya. Setiap dapat rejeki saya
pasti diberi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Kemarin pas dia ulang tahun, ada
temannya yang ngado<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > BMW 318i gress, rumah baru, dan
deposito 100 juta.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Dia bilang semua itu buat bapak
saja, dia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > tetep seneng buka salon saja
katanya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> kisah seorang karyawan baru<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Waktu saya baru dua hari bekerja di
sebuah perusahaan asing, saya sempet<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> kalah keras dan marahnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> "Hei bodoh... kamu salah pencet
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Nggak kalah gertak dan kalah teriak
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Seorang anggota legislatif suatu sore duduk bersama istrinya diteras
rumah baru mereka sambil memandangi ikan-ikan peliharaannya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> Istri : Pa ..... saya minta papa
jujur saja, pernah gak selama perkawinan kita nyeleweng ? Kalaupun pernah gak
apa kok, saya anggap sebagai masa lalu papa.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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...... Mama sendiri gimana ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Istri : Sebenarnya pernah ......<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> Istri : Ingat gak dulu waktu
pulang abis ngelamar kerja papa pulang dengan lesu karena lamaran papa ditolak
? Tapi lusanya papa dipanggil kerja.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> Suami : Kenapa emangnya ma ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> Istri : Besoknya saya temui boss
papa, saya berikan kepuasan kepada dia diruang kerjanya !<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> Suami : Cuma itu saja ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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permintaan kenaikan gaji papa ditolak ? tapi kemudian gaji papa dinaikkan 2
kali lipat bahkan papa dipromosikan ? Suami : Ingat ..... memangnya kenapa ?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> Istri : Saya temui boss papa
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Suami : (Glek) .......... tapi cuma itu saja
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jadi anggota legislatif ? Waktu itu <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:state w:st="on">kan</st1:state></st1:place>
papa kekurangan 150 suara !!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > Seorang napi baru kabur
dari penjara setelah dipenjara selama 15 tahun.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > Dalam perjalanan kabur,
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > dalam rumah itu untuk
mencari uang dan senjata.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > Akan tetapi yang dia temukan
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > di atas ranjang.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > Napi itu memerintahkan
yg laki2 turun dari ranjang dan mengikatnya di<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > kursi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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mengikat yg perempuan ke ranjang, napi itu mencium<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > lalu bergegas ke kamar
mandi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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berada di kamar mandi, sang suami berbisik ke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > "Ma, org ini napi
yg kabur dr penjara. lihat saja baju yg dipakainya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > melihat wanita dalam waktu yg lama. Aku lihat bagaimana tadi
dia mencium<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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mengeluh,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Orang ini berbahaya, jika dia marah, dia bisa membunuh kita.
Jadi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > bertahanlah sayang..Aku mencintaimu.."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > Balas sang istri,"Dia tidak mencium leherku. </span><span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Tp dia berbisik ke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > Dia bilang dia homo dan
menurutnya kamu seksi sekali, dan dia bertanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> apa<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > kita ada krim di kamar
mandi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > Bertahanlah sayang. Aku
mencintaimu juga..."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > >Usman Chaniago, supir camat di Payakumbuh, minta<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > >berhenti karena akan merantau ke Jakarta untuk mengadu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >nasib. Mula-mula
dia dia bekerja sebagai tukang kantau<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >di Tanah Abang,
setelah dapat mengumpulkan sedikit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >modal dimulai pula
menggelar dagangannya di pinggir<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >jalan di Tanah
Abang.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Nasib rupanya
memihak kepadanya, beberapa tahun<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >kemudian dia
berhasil memiliki kios kain di dalam pasar.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Dia pun berkeluarga
dan memiliki 2 anak.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Tahun ini dia
membangun rumah di Depok, di lingkungan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >perumahan dosen UI.
Karena tetangganya semua<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >akademisi,
macam-macam gelarnya, ada Prof., ada Phd. dll.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Usman merasa malu
kalau papan namanya tidak tercantum<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >gelar seperti
tetangganya. Dibuatlah Papan namanya dari<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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> > >perak,
dipesan dari Koto gadang, dengan nama DR. Usman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Chaniago MSc.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Ketika ayahnya
datang berkunjung, sambil bangga dia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >bertanya di mana
anaknya kuliah, sebab setahu dia,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >Usman hanya
berdagang. Dengan malu-malu Usman<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> > > >menerangkan
gelarnya di papan nama: Disiko Rumahnyo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > >Usman Chaniago Mantan Supir
Camat.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Subject: [HUMORINDONESIA] Rileks sejenak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting, seorang profesional asal
Medan yang agak tuli<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > baru pertama kali datang ke Jogja.
Pada suatu hari ia<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > ingin sekali minum minuman khas
daerah Jogja, yaitu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > dawet (cendol).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Mbak,
beli dawetnya!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : "Sampun
telas mas!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Iya, memang
harus pake gelas...!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : "Mboten wonten mas!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Bétul, memang saya
suka pake santen..."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : (Dengan nada kesal)
"Dasar sinting !!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Lho, koq tau
nama saya Ginting...?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : (Tambah kesal) "Dasar
wong edan!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Wah, mbak bétul
lagi..saya memang dari<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Medan!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : (Sambil menggerutu)
"Dasar wong ora duwe<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > otak..!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Bénar, bénar saya
memang orang Batak !"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : "Iki wong budeg ya....!!!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting : "Selain cendol
saya memang suka gudeg."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Mbak : "Sampeyan kurang kerjaan to?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > Ginting :"Bénar sekali mbak,
teman-teman saya memang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > semua kurang kerjaan, e-mail
kayak gini ini<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > juga dibaca sampai
habis !"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > > ( Hayo, kerja lagi
!!!!!)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> > ><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dalam sebuah lift yang penuh sesak,
Ibu Broto sebel banget melihat suaminya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">yg tampak girang berdiri
berhimpitan dgn seorang cewek seksi. Ketika lift sudah nyampe di lantai bawah,
si cewek seksi tiba-tiba marah dan menampar<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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nyolek saya!!!" umpatnya sambil<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">bergegas pergi. Pak Broto tercengang dan
segera membuntuti istrinya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">yang berjalan cepat ke tempat parkir.
"Ma...Mama...percayalah...aku nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">nyolek cewek
tadi....Ma...percayalah...jangan nyuekin aku kayak gitu, dong.""Aku
percaya, Pa," jawab Bu Broto menenangkan, "Aku yang nyolek,kok."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Seorang istri mengeluhkan suaminya
yang memiliki penyakit gagap, sang istri<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">menganjurkan suami untuk konsultasi
ke dokter, dan akhirnya suamipun<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">menyanggupi permintaan istrinya.
Akhirnya sang suami menceritakan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">keluhannya kepada dokter :<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Suami : d.. </span><span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">dok, is..istri sa..
sa.. ya ma.. marah.. te..te.. rus, ka..karena sa..sa.. saya ga..ga..gagap.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dokter memeriksa sang suami.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dokter : kamu gagap karena anu kamu
terlalu panjang, dan itu mempengaruhi<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">bicaramu, kamu bisa sembuh kalo
anumu dipotong sebagian.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Suami : bi..bi..biarin dok, yang
pen.. penting is..istri sa.. saya ti.ti.tidak ma..marah la. lagi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Akhirnya sang suami sembuh dari
penyakitnya dan pulang kerumah.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Beberapa hari kemudian dia kembali
lagi ke dokter.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Suami : dok, saya kepingin punya saya
dipasang kembali soalnya istri saya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">marah karena dia merasa ada yang hilang dan
tidak puas, biarlah penyakit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">saya itu timbul lagi yang penting istri saya
puas.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Dokter : mm.. ma..maaf, ti..ti..
tidak bi..bi.sa, kk..ka..rena su..su..dah di pas..pas..sang ke.. ke... saya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Martin pulang dari kantor disambut
tangisan istrinya. "Aku tahu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">kamu berselingkuh dengan teman
sekantormu. Apa sih kekuranganku? Aku<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">cantik, setia, pandai memasak dan
ibu yang baik buat anak-anakmu. Apa yang<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">belum aku lakukan untuk membuatmu
bahagia?" berondong istri Martin. "Iya, aku tahu kamu istri yang
sangat sempurna. Hanya 1 kekuranganmu, kamu tidak pernah mengerang ketika kita
bercinta," kata Martin.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Oh, jadi itu masalahnya. Ayo
kita bercinta sekarang dan aku tunjukkan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">kalau akupun pandai
mengerang," kata si istri sambil menarik tangan Martin menuju tempat
tidur. Mereka lalu berciuman dengan penuh gairah. "Sudah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">boleh mengerang belum?" tanya
si istri. "Belum, nanti aku beritahu deh kapan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">waktunya mengerang," jawab
Martin. Mereka lalu melepas pakaian dan saling<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">membelai.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Mengerangnya sekarang
ya?" tanya si istri. "Belum, nanti," kata Martin.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Akhirnya ketika Martin berada di
atas tubuh istrinya dan hampir sampai ke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">puncak asmara, ia berseru, "Ya sekarang, ayo
sekarang!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Ahhhhh... betapa capeknya aku
seharian ngurus rumaaaaah.."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Di sela-sela rapat, seorang boss
bertanya pada si Bobby bawahannya yang mukanya selalu terlihat riang gembira.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Kamu kenapa sih mukanya
selalu terlihat riang?" tanya si boss.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Ooh, saya memang selalu riang
pak, karena setiap malam selalu "dilayani"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">wanita-wanita yang menyukai
saya" kata Bobby.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Ooh, begitu, gimana sih
caramu bisa mendapatkan semua itu?" tanya si boss lagi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Begini Pak, saya selalu
memakai kode, kodenya cukup memberi suara "ehem,ehem" pasti si wanita
itu mengerti apa maksudnya" jawab Bobby.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">"Wah, kalau begitu, biar aku
test pada istriku dulu, dia kan istriku, pastilah dia suka padaku, soalnya beberapa
hari ini aku tidak "dilayani" oleh istriku" kata si boss.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Pada malam harinya si boss
bersiap-siap diluar kamar, sementara istrinya didalam kamar, si boss
mengeluarkan suara ehem, ehem". Tak lama
kemudian dari dalam kamar terdengar suara istrinya:"Eeh, dek Bobby,
silakan masuk dek Bobby.."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> hahaha...hihihi...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Buah yang bikin bingung....
Strawberry (bingung, kan?)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Setelah bulan yang ada
sekarang ini, kelak ada bulan apa lagi?... </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Bulan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> depan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Apa itu cemilan? ............Cebelum
cepuluh, cecudah celapan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Daun yang lucu.... Dauno, Kasino,
Indro.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Emping yang khusus buat UMPTN....
Emping-sil 2B.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Es yang bikin panas dingin dan
pusing-pusing.... Essai.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Gajah apa yang belalainya
pendek?.....Gajah pesek.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa babi bau? ........Karena
keteknya ada 4.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa Superman nggak kawin ama
Wonderwoman? .............Ya...nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> jodoh.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Rambut putih namanya uban, rambut merah
namanya pirang, kalo rambut<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> hijau<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> namanya apa? ...... Rambutan belum
mateng.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa lambang Negara <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Indonesia</st1:place></st1:country-region>
"Burung Garuda"? ......... Karena<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Indonesia Merdeka Tanggal 17 Agustus
1945: 17 bulu sayap Garuda, 8 bulu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ekor, 45 bulu leher. Coba
kalau merdeka-nya tanggal 02 Januari 1945: 2<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> bulu sayap, 1 bulu ekor, 45
bulu leher. Jadi lambangnya "Capung<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Gondrong".<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok
matanya merem? ................ Karena udah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> hapal<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> teksnya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Apa persamaan tukang becak
sama tukang bakso? ............Sama-sama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> nggak<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> jual sate!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa meja bagian bawahnya
selalu kasar, tidak sehalus bagian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> atasnya?...............Karena
bagian bawah meja banyak upil yang udah<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> kering<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Apa bahasa Arabnya diam di
tempat? ..........</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Ta'kabur<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa superman bisa terbang?
..................Kalau bisa nyopir<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> namanya<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> bukan superman, tapi sopir..man..!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Kenapa Batman lambangnya bukan B?
................ Karena udah dipakai<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> ama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Bobo<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Orang apa kalau dipukul gak
sakit-sakit? ..............Orang gak kena,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> yeeeeeeeeee!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Jus apa yang turun dari langit?
..............Jus...tru itu saya ngga<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> tau.....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Bagaimana suara kucing kalo jalannya
mundur? .........gnooooem....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Zainuddin M.Z. anak ke berapa?
.............Anak ke-26. Anak pertama<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> namanya Zainuddin M.A., kedua
Zainuddin M.B., dan seterusnya...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Budaya apa yang brengsek?
............ Budaya darat<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Laennya Bapak lupa, maklum
udah tua.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">><o:p> </o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> --<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">> Best regards,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Subject: Coffee Time<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Subject: Nekad..<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Alkisah ada seorang kaya raya sedang
mengadakan pesta di rumahnya di<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">kawasan Menteng. Kayanya orang ini nggak
kira-kira, duitnya bejibun, belon<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">rumahnya di Menteng ama di Pondok Indah,
punya banyak simpanan cewek, abis<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">itu dia juga punya helikopter ama pesawat
terbang. Pokoknya semuanya deh.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Orangnya rada nyentrik. Kolam renangnya
diisi banyak buaya. Lagi pada<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">pesta di pinggir kolam, si doi berdiri di atas
menara life guard, terus<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">dia suruh semuanya tenang dan berkata:
"Baiklah, orang pertama yang berani<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">renang di kolam ini dari ujung ke
ujung bakalan gue kasih semua duit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">gue!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Semua pada diem. Si kaya ngeliat ke
temen-tememnya dengan gemes lalu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">berkata: "OK, orang pertama
yang berani renang di kolam ini dari ujung ke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">ujung, gue kasih semua duit gue plus rumah
gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Tetap nggak ada juga yang bereaksi.
"OK, kalau gitu semua duit gue, rumah,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">mobil-mobil,pesawat terbang, semua milik
gue, saham, <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">surat</st1:city></st1:place>
berharga dan<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">semua cewek gue, pokoke semua yang gue
miliki." ....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">SPLASH!!! <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Ada</st1:place></st1:city> yang terjun! Buaya-buaya pada ngerubutin
tapi dia berkelit<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">aje kayak Tarzan. Berkelit ke
sono-sini, berkelahi juge dengan buaya itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Akhirnya nyampe juga di seberang. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Si kaya turun dari life guard tower lalu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">berlari ke orang itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Kaya: "Gile lu! Hebat bener, gua nggak
nyangka kalo ada yang berani<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">melakukannya. Elu mau duitnya
sekarang?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nekad: "Nggak! gue nggak mau
duit!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="DA" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Kaya: "Elu mau rumahnya sekarang?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nekad: "Nggak! gue nggak mau
rumahnya"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Kaya:
"Elu mau mobil ama pesawatnya sekarang atau ntar?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nekad: "Nggak! gue juga nggak mau
pesawat"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Kaya:
"Elu minta saham atau <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">surat</st1:place></st1:city>
berharga?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nekad: "Nggak! gue nggak mau"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Kaya:
"Elu minta cewek gue?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nekad: "Nggak gue juge nggak mau
itu"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Kaya:
"Habis, elu itu maunya apa?????"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">Nekad (sambil terengah-engah gemetaran dia
berkata): "Gue cuman mau tahu<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;">sssiapaaa orangnya yang dorong gue
tadi???!!!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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